The whispering is all in her head and says she sucks

  • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 hours ago

    I’m going to take a stab and say she’s a recruiter for a third party staffing company.

    They REQUIRE word docs so that they can copy and paste or edit your resume on their template.

    Pro tip: take the requirements that they send you and Google search for it. Apply directly with the company and cut them out.

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      Unless you open the pdf in gimp or something (and it’s not just a photo, which would be equally bad in a word document) you should be able to copy from a PDF too.

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        Yeah, I don’t know how to say this nicely, but my experience so far is that HR people are exactly the sharpest knives in the kitchen…

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      not sure this is a great tip. Only jobs I got past 1st stage with this year was through a recruiter, applying solo got me auto booted from over 120 jobs.

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      I mean her profile says she works for “First Search” which sound like a middle man for sure.

      And “Chief Candidate Whisperer”? Wtf. Don’t get me started.

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    “Portable Document Format”. If they can’t open it, fuck them, you don’t want to work for that tire fire.

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    I actually was going along with this for 2 split seconds.

    “Wait. WAIT! Is she serious?!”

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    looks like that company seriously suffers a huge lack of experts, maybe if you didnt get an answer, just resend your application as a word document with your salary expectation just “tripled” for … compensation purposes. whatever company still “depends” on microsoft still has heaps extra money it can easily divert to you without any real loss, so don’t waste that chance!

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    7 hours ago

    If your organization is such a clusterfuck that you can’t figure out how to open a PDF, then I’m going to consider that a bullet dodged.

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      Literally every single browser can open a PDF.

      Is she admitting that their organization only uses discontinued, insecure Internet Explorer to use the internet? Is she also opening word files in Microsoft word 2005?

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          I don’t like dishing on generational rants, but OMG the mobile device generation is every bit as lost as Boomers are when it comes to the actual functioning of their device or using a PC as an actual work device.

          My kids have had a PC since they were four, they’re teens now and they still don’t get a lot of it, but when their friends come over they are absolutely clueless. Use an Xbox or Playstation? IPad? Sure! No problem! Anything beyond that they just give up.

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            Technology needs to be actively taught and actively learned! If their school isn’t teaching it, maybe try subscribing to some online tech literacy courses?

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              That is absolutely an answer, but getting teens to take more classes after being done with school…? Good luck. The kids are issued chromebooks, that’s as much tech as they get.

              I had my eldest help putting together her PC after she wanted to upgrade parts for her birthday. That’s promising, I think?

          • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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            I feel like I’m about as computer savvy as most gen z. Born in 91, but we was poor, so it was the family dell (that I wasn’t allowed to do much with*) until 2008, got my first laptop in 2009**, it broke almost immediately because poor and cheap, and then got my first smart phone (T-Mobile G1) in 2010, and basically didn’t touch a laptop again until I started school 2020. I basically started over from scratch at that point, but now I run fedora full time and made myself learn some basic stuff, but I would consider myself pretty tech illiterate.

            *Because my brother was caught looking at porn, so computer time was severely cut back. Then I was caught sending sexy messages to someone. And then the final nail in the coffin was when I tried to dual boot it with some Linux distro, I don’t remember, borked it, and we had to wipe the hard drive

            **Technically I had a netbook before this, in like 07/08, that I used Wubi to install Ubuntu on, and I loved that. But never got more than browser level into it.

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              Coding-wise I’d hazard that younger generations are on-par or better than my generation. But “jack of all trades” is probably more our wheelhouse.

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          I’d argue the Boomers are a fair cut above Gen Z. We Gen X folk are the greatest!

          Seriously though, we straddled the digital divide. We went from nothing to having to figure it all out. All when we were young and able to learn quickly. FFS, we couldn’t play a simple video game without understanding drives, IRQs, CLI, all that.

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            Millennials got it best born just when tech was easy to learn but before it was overly obfuscated

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            The iPhone really screwed Gen Z.

            X and Millennials had to do everything manually that our phones now do automatically for us.

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              We are the generation that learned how to use wireless mesh networks to text off Nintendo DS’s.

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    Well duh…PDF stands for “portable document file”, not “readable document file”.
    You can send it, but no one can read it.

    You should use readable text files (RTF) instead.

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    I used to work IT at a school and reports were emailed to parents as PDFs.

    We got a complaint from a few parents saying things like, why are the reports PDF? Not everyone has Acrobat Reader, you should be sending these out as Microsoft Word files.

    I then had to tell them that unlike Microsoft Word, Acrobat Reader is free to download and install. Anyone can get Acrobat reader or another PDF viewer, but not everyone just has Word on their device nor are they willing to buy it.

    I didn’t mention the part about a Word file is easy to just edit.

    I’m also going to assume that some of them are using a work laptop where they have Word installed and no admin rights to install a PDF viewer and too lazy to ask IT.

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      Not just this, most (?all?) browsers now support viewing standard PDF documents… So, they shouldn’t even need to installing anything as long as they aren’t using IE…

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        I should have added this was back in 2010 or so, I don’t think it was as common to be able to open PDFs in browsers without an addon.

        I remember sometime after 2014 I was just able to open PDFs without any additional software.

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    They want it as a word doc so they can edit it and fuck with it before passing it along.

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      This isn’t even necessarily for nefarious reasons. I’ve actually had a case where HR was trying to help by putting in the words that they were stupidly required to find in a resume.

      Still not a good sign of a properly functioning organization.

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      They also like this for the off chance you forgot to disable revision history - so they can look at how you edited the document over time.

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      If a headhunter wants to put forth my resume as if I already contract with them, then they can start paying me.

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      I have been known to put high quality renders of my PDFs in word documents (image per page) to beat the file type validations.

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      I used to do layout and design for children’s books. I cannot tell you the number of times I requested an image to be edited, or a higher resolution version, only to be sent a word doc with the image inside the document.

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        I asked someone to send me an image once (I think their logo) and they wanted to know if I prefer word or excel format?

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          When you email a graphic artist and ask them if they can send the file with layers and they send you an xls document with extra workbook tabs you know you are in for a fun day.

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        I’ve gotten a screenshot in a word doc that was printed and then scanned to email. I couldn’t see a gd thing.

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    Wait, they freely admit that they are incapable of opening 90% of applicants documentation?