Shenanigans! 🤣🤘🏽

PCs: “Are we the baddies now?”

It’s true: Teamsters aren’t known for their overabundance of schoolin’, eh?

Ok, boomer.

Did he do something wrong?

Those poor, idiot bastards. 🤦🏽‍♂️ Ah, well. More skulls for the skull throne!

How does that improve the slurry method above?

Would you have? No disrespect intended, it’s a genuine question I earnestly implore each of us to answer to ourselves at the very least.

For variety, swap out “black” with any marginalized community of your choice: female, non-binary, undocumented alien, neurodivergent, actual human, etc.

Cribbing from Beverly’s playbook, it seems?

Wait, so Che Guevara tee shirts aren’t woke? Well, fuck.

Not nearly as edgy as that beard smear ^smeard? they’re sportin’ there. 🥲

Ferreal, the top pic is one adorable li’l squib! 😱😭😍

Hol’up. Best Buy is a Patriot Front front?

That’s literally what “instantized” means, though. 😅

If you add hot water to corn starch, you’re gonna have a bad time. And clumps.

(Use cold water to make the paste, then add that to the heated liquid you want to thicken via corn starch, FYI.)

I say, let them run with their idea. Sounds fun and already full of complications 🤣

For instance, you could give them a few go-rounds with this switchboard mechanism to underline its flaws, and perhaps have them encounter a theoretical mage fixated on pushing the boundaries of traditional spellcasting who says s/he might be able to create a bridge between sending stones and replace this human switchboard.

Of course, that quietly lays a foundation for all sorts of DM shenanigans:

1.) The mage is secretly nefarious and listening in on their conversations, or

2.) The bridge is somehow causing glitches in nearby messaging magic of all kinds, leading to a local investigation of this arcane static, or

3.) The mage’s enchanting of the bridge went awry in some miniscule way. Completely undetected, the continued use of the jerry-rigged Weave is exacerbating the issue leading to increasingly negative effects — eg.

3.a.) Users begin hearing their distant companions as if they’re right next to them, and it grows to include sleeping hours eventually preventing them from getting rest [Exhaustion is a bitch ] until they leave their stone a certain distance away.

3.b.) Something indescribable lurks in “the spaces between” that these bridged messages travel through from stone to stone, and it begins to take notice of the sudden noise/static in its surreal domain/hunting ground/oubliette/etc. — perhaps even feeding on the stones’ bearers, or moving to cross over into t the e PCs’ world via this irresponsible breach of ancient arcane protocol…

4.) Or, all of the above 🤣😱☠️

#Vote! Run the score up!

We have no reason to keep it close. There’s no Mercy Rule here. Crush this. We need to win without a shadow of a doubt, no room for debate or bullshit. Fucking VOTE. (Or, never have the choice to vote again, let’s be frank.)

No, not at all 😅 I was joking about the “they must be living people” part. As in, they don’t seem like the undead. 🤷🏽‍♂️