/s, sorry

It’s actually short for Maleficent

My partner’s favorite name is Edith

But where did they say no one can question whether something is official?

I think OOP and I have different definitions of sexy

Can you cite that last part? I didn’t read the whole brief, and that wasn’t in the summaries I saw

Keep circling!

$30 seems expensive for a social. That’s the kind of crime you buy in bulk

Nice try, kid

No one believed he would be elected the first time. We have to take this seriously

I might be endorsing violence this time. You can’t always make nice with a bully. We’ve given them plenty of chances to stop kicking over our sandcastles

They’ve been fucking around for a while. It’s about time they found out

Guys, I think this is, like, really bad

In other Global Warming News,

You can be both down for something, and up for it at the same time

I’ve been in a committed relationship for almost five years now, so all I can do is pass on my knowledge lol

If someone outside of your match radius matches with you, you actually still will be shown their card, so, if you really want to game the app, you set your radius to .1 or whatever, and then only match with people outside it, because those are guaranteed matches. By doing this, you make your Like to Match ratio skyrocket, which causes Tinder’s algorithm to put you at the front of the list, and gets you even more matches

I liked him in Doctor Who! I didn’t know who either of them were when I saw their respective episodes, which I think helped. Ed Sheeran’s scene was still weird though

The range isn’t how far away people can see you, it’s how far away you can see other people. Even if you set your range to the minimum, you’re still shown to everyone that has a range that includes your location

I know it’s not new that our two options are Genocide Denier, and Guy the Agrees there is a Genocide, but wants to Help Genocide Harder, but it hurts every time they bring attention to it