nathan mahoney kills another ceo
CEOs rethinking RTO
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it’s starting
If I have to choose between an America where Executives live in fear that one day they could be the next headline, and one where the same thing happens but it’s to school children?
Not much of a choice
Easy choice
His name better fucking be Mario.
Or a member of the Army of Yoshis?
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At the very least it should be his handle/nickname in jail
The Marios of the world probably be thinking deep thoughts about right now…
Boardrooms are the new classrooms, if you will
CEOs are identifying as cats and demanding litter boxes to shit in during meetings. And a guy I know has a sister that told him she heard that somewhere.
Thanks for rewording my joke
I meant to reply to you instead of starting a new comment. Sorry.
lol Well then I should say you worded it better ;)
I wonder if this new trend will stop some CEOs from forcing RTO. Harder to stab over the computer 🤔
No, they’ll just WFH. They’re important and make the rules, so clearly the rules don’t apply to them.
Still not safe:
Holy crap.
I’ve never seen that before; and I’m 58.
I love it.
Got any more pixels? I wanna read it
Thanks!
He probably gave them a membership to the jelly of the month club instead of a Christmas bonus.
Top reference, I will always upvote the greatest christmas movie of all time
It’s the gift that keeps on giving all year…
More like this please. Enough of these parasites destroying the planet and forcing us to live as slaves.
Workplace violence has always been a thing in the US. As a phenomena, it predates the era of school shootings. It’s so common that I feel comfortable predicting that this man’s motives were a personal grievance, not class warfare.
There may be a personal grievance, but what are the chances that if he had better work conditions, that the personal grievance he had would have driven him to this?
While true, how many of those workplace incidents involved someone from the executive level?
Depending on the grievance it might still be “class warfare” depending on how loosely you define it.
I mean if school shootings are acceptable and there’s the chance for many many victims, America should quite happily accept CEO murders to continue.
It has literally been taught in schools for decades, what did people expect?
Based
One one way violence will be tolerated in the workplace, and it’s not from the lower class!!
/s
All the companies I’ve worked for have said they’re more like families. Families fight sometimes. I think all of these matters should remain between family members.
You’re more likely to be killed by a family member than a coworker, too.
“This isn’t a business. I’ve always thought of it more of a source of cheap labour, like a family.”
DV is a serious and well known issue. These CEOs should’ve seen it coming.
A domestic you could say.
*Tis the season.
Class war finally coming out in the open? One can hope
Since Europe does whatever 'merica does, I can’t wait for this trend to arrive here.
I was kinda hoping we’d take a page from French history books on this one, all you need is a little wood, a little steel, and gravity to really get things rolling
Why wait? CEOs are killing thousands through their decisions right now and even more later through their actions. Theres no time to waste waiting!
with a knife under his ribs. He was transferred to a nearby hospital where he immediately underwent surgery and is expected to make a full recovery.
though.
You gotta stab then twist
Yeah, but you also have to have a plan. Human beings are both incredibly tough and fragile at the same time, as long as the brain is getting blood a hospital can save you.
This is why if you stab a CEO you need to go for the neck and know where the arteries are. Heart is okay if you’ve got a real knife and know what you’re doing but it’s more effort than it’s worth otherwise, and the one thing that won’t work is stabbing them in the stomach ten times.
Gut wounds were death in the Before Times before antibiotics, now it’s just unpleasant.
Suddenly realizing the anti-education efforts of the Republican bunch, the Koch’s and all their ilk, is actually motivated by self-preservation. It’s harder to know how to kill your overlords if you never learn about anatomy to know what parts are fragile. For example, you’d never know that cutting the femoral arteries can be every bit as fatal as the carotids, or that when targeting the heart/lungs a knife blade in a vertical orientation would just get caught in the ribs, or that puncturing both lungs would also be extremely bad.
A gut wound that reaches the abdominal aorta very well could be death, but how many people even know where it is?
It’s a wee bit to the stabbers left yeah?
Runs right through the liver iirc (or is the vena cava different?)
This guy deposes
However, the carotid artery is both easy to access and difficult to repair in time. Not that I’m in any way condoning these terrible attacks.
Yeah, the one issue is that human reflexes just naturally make people good at protecting their head and neck but if you want close up results and don’t want to point, click, and hope it’s your best bet.
Most people forget under the armpits. That was always a better option historically over the neck. Usually necks are protected by gorgets, but the armpit has to be flexible.
Can’t cover the armpits with solid armor like chests and necks.
I was just about to say that the subclavian artery is nicely exposed when they lift up their hands to protect their neck. Also the femoral artery is a solid choice if you have a long enough blade. But that might take a bit of digging.
These users read more books.
Well it’s not Reddit.
The apple didn’t fall far from the tree.
:(
Everyone, if you’re stabbing someone don’t leave the knife in. It’s gonna block most of the bleeding and give the “victim” higher chances of survival
This isn’t :(
I understand that we are angry, BUT we know nothing about this guy – the company seems like a small niche manufacturing business. The guy isn’t some super elite C-suite executive, he’s just a high-level manager/director. Maybe he was an asshole. Don’t know if he is guilty of anything though
And maybe twist if you have the time…
And maybe twist if you have the time…
Smear a little poop on it.
Ah, charlie was really resourceful in those jungles
So you’re saying I can remove it and stab again??
Not only CAN you, it’s also encouraged.
As many times as you want!
Jolly good
I need to stop saving money by buying single-use knives.
