Oh we’d find something to complain about.

It’s because they are.

shrug

““Journalism””

So…

What dry goods we buying? Anyone prepping?

Leave people the fuck alone.

Approve whatever health products and food you want, leave us to our drugs.

We don’t have anything the fuck else. You want to stop kids vaping, go be a fucking parent and quit gooning while your kid browses TikTok.

…poke

You broken?

Hello in there!

Revolutions aren’t pillow fights.

Instant judging based on first impression.

I can’t tell you how many conversations start with:

“LET ME GUESS…”

That and the constant holier-than-thou one-upping(which has admittedly gotten a teensy bit better, but only a little).

That really doesn’t make me feel that much better about it, but I guess we’re mostly trying to find the corn in the shit on this one, so thanks?

Slavery? Don’t bait and switch me. You said Marshall law.

Slavery is part of the human condition. Africans did it too. Google Firestone sometime. We humans seem to constantly make the mistake that we’re too good to enslave eachother, while we go on enslaving eachother, and… pretend no one is, even in a country it doesn’t exist(totally does) in.

This doesn’t get into whether or not you’re in the camp that the entire idea of money is just slavery with a fake sense of autonomy, but I guess that depends on the point you want to make and how you season it.

Actually, if you wanted to make that argument, you could say that all of human society is thanks to some form of slavery.

…when you put it like that, yikes, guys.

The 1% can eat the most expensive steak ever produced, the most valuable cake ever baked, the most rare and exotic delicacy, but those shitheads ain’t having a LICK of this goddamn bread. It is exclusively, an experience for you and anyone you share it with and no one else. That is the big revelation to cooking. Every single dish is one of a kind if you treat it that way.

The whole “any circumstances” is a dangerous stance, man. Any? Like… ANY?

Granted.

They don’t have to actually get the nuke back.

Everyone just has to think they did. The idea is just as much a weapon as the bomb itself.

The old squirt-gun pistol routine, lol.

I wanted to put an exclamation mark next to my vote but I didn’t want to invalidate my ballot.

I wanted it quite a lot, it’s just… more really dumb people didn’t want anything but to own the libs.

Consider me owned!

By Fascists!

I’m glad your generation isn’t getting laid, I’d hate for there to be more dumbasses that need to justify why a billionaire needs more billions.

I say hang the man.

on a ceiling fan for fun until there’s a red streak across the wall in every direction, then make it a memorial to American workers.

His kind eats entire generations of wealth. He’s an enemy to you and everything prosperity stands for. If Trump wants to start ejecting immigrants, he can start with that one.

If you’re white, wear a lot of red, agree with stuff, hide anything remotely questionable and mind your p’s and q’s until the circus implodes.

If you’re brown, Latino, gay, LGBTQ+… run far as fuck away, then keep running.

For all we know he invests in Bitcoin or, slaughters baby seals or something.

Drug addicts get kicked in the face in jail. I guess when your dad is famous and you’re not brown, the rules just don’t apply.

Class and the cost of cooking?

I could hop on Amazon right now, find you a $30 range and a $7 toaster oven at a flea market. You can bake anything that fits into it.

If you have a home, a sink and a power outlet, you can cook, and I know a ton of you have that before you have your next Little Caesars, and if you can’t cook, you’re in luck as learning new skills is entirely free sans the time.