Do not let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

since it’s kind of unusual to use more than a teaspoon on anything unless you REALLY love ketchup

Um… I’m not sure I’ve ever seen someone use less than a teaspoon of ketchup on an order of fries.

It’s worth it to buy my own bottles so I don’t have to top hot hot dogs and hot fries with cold mustard or ketchup.

And I don’t care. I’ve been keeping my salt and vinegar-based preserves in the pantry for decades and they’ve never gone bad on me.

And I don’t care. I’ve been keeping my salt and vinegar-based preserves in the pantry for decades and they’ve never gone bad on me.

I’ve had roommates where we just ended up buying our own ketchup, mustard, soy sauce, fish sauce, Sriracha, and probably other things I can’t remember because they were weirdos that refrigerated those things. I kept mine in the cupboard, they kept theirs in the fridge.

Doesn’t it turn into concrete when cold? I can’t imagine trying to spread cold peanut butter onto bread.

No, you missed my joke.

Is your company hiring? I’ve been wanting to break into the field of Professional Contrarianism. Any interview tips?

Boo fucking hoo a small portion of “your” money goes to keeping your neighbors’ houses from burning down.

Also, you think most people are out there paying 40% in taxes? You either live in Scandinavia or you’ve never had a job before.

Lastly, “No taxation without representation?” Who says? A bunch of selfish, greedy, white, landowning, people-owning assholes hundreds of years ago? Fuck them. Taxes are a part of society.

Hanged*

Independents and democrats do have real concerns, and the DNC can ignore them at their own our peril.

FTFY

Bold of you to assume the sane are the majority in this country.

Yeah, that event was also early in the day and all he had to do was read from a teleprompter. I guess it’s good to know he can still read but that certainly doesn’t erase the 90+ minutes of him not being able to think on his feet, going off on tangents, kneecapping his own responses, looking like a fucking corpse, and somehow managing to make Trump look eloquent by comparison.

If he was put off balance by the same torrents of bullshit Trump has been spewing for eight years then I’m even more concerned about his mental facilities.

They don’t drink at all and they think consent is literally impossible after any amount of alcohol.

Dude, fuck these tankie mods. Childish af.

Imagine thinking everyone in China supports the CCP.

I grew up getting “Look it up!” and I still can’t spell for shit.

Bet.

Wow, you’re me!