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Paraphrasing: what is a hot dog but meat in an intestant. When you consume a hot dog, you do not eat the hot dog, you become the hot dog.
My dog made a few of those this morning.
Turd burgler!
I was on a cruise once. Upper deck mini-buffet had a plate of piped black bean croquettes.
They were lumpy like the beef here, and because they were piped, one side of the ends was pinched off.
The head chef for the boat was making his rounds. We were laughing at the presentation. He smiled at us probably thinking what are these assholes laughing at, he looked down, frowed, what za fuk were zey thinking putting shit out like this. Within a few minutes the pan disappeared and the next day that buffet was quite pretty.
7-11 Cheeseburger Bite. Hamburger in the shape of a hot dog, with nacho cheese injected into the middle. Put it on a hot dog bun, and top it with their free chili and nacho cheese. Most 7-11s don’t carry them any more, so when I find one that does, I immediately buy two and them shotgun them in my car in the parking lot.
Also, some dude said that in the northeast US they call them “hamdogs”.
This really looks like shit.
Well it’s good to know they came out as expected
Some sausages
They evolved. Just like they would inside your body.
…in Brazil those are sold in skewers, people call them kafta. And yes, if you don’t take care while shaping them, they’ll look, well… not really appetising.
Those are just čevapi.
Arise balkan gang!
Arise balkan gang!
Czechs and Slovaks too. Or at least the meat is the same shape. Usually served with potatoes, raw onion and mustard.
Raw onions are criminally underrated
Pickled are even more!
I don’t think I’ve ever tried proper pickled onions. Do you have a favorite recipe? Would love to try them!
Not quite pickled, but raw onions in vinegar with sumak are great (let em sit for like an hour)
Interesting, I’ve never heard of Sumak!
Seems I can get it as a ground spice. How much do I roughly put into how much vinegar? Just let it sit cold, or heat it up?
- Take onions.
- Pickle them.
Since I’ve never pickled anything, a reference to a good recipe would be great!
In Norway they are sold as fast food and are called rollerburger
Brother, we sell them in every 7/11 in the US and we pack them with cheese. They are mass produced turds.
Eww
The cheese looks like corn. Lol! Where the hell are these sold in the US?
I’ve seen them in 7/11s from the East Coast to the West Coast. Cheeseburger big bite.
Never seen those before, I expected you were going to show the other things on the rollers, toquidos rollers or what not? Not sure
They usually have:
Hot dogs (pork/beef/jalapenos/cheese)
Sausages of some kind
Buffalo chicken rollers or such
Toquidos
Jamaican beef patties
All of which are not very good, unless you are drunk, then you don’t understand why you don’t eat them more.
shit with corm
they look like the one that clogged my toilet a couple of days ago.
They look/are horrible.
Ćevapčići
Wanted to say this, up the Balkan gang
I see nothing wrong here. We have had these alternatives to hot dogs called beef dogs. They are great!
That’s called kofta
Also, Cevapcici
Also, mici.
Also also hungarian fasírt
Only psychopaths make fasírt with this shape
No joke I made kofta a few month ago and I will probably not make them again because I didn’t realize what they resembled until I put them on my plate.
Edit: I found a photo of it. It’s even worse than I remember.
POV: ate a bag of slivered almonds, and now im looking in the bowl.
weak
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And they’re delicious. ~Although usually not just plain meat, but filled with wonderful spices~
Sprinkle on some sumac, toss it on some rice, you got a meal
It’s called shit from a butt
OP already made that joke.
that was OP
They are the OP.
Who’s OP?
Are you down with OP?
OP?