hey, more pablum

god damn what a waste of time

Strands #212 “Channel surfing” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵

you feel blair witch is family safe? thats interesting… where’s Monster Squad? Wolfman’s got nards, bro

im glad you’re having fun

its a fun time to enjoy yourself

would you be willing to post your physical address so that I might book a flight, a hotel, and a rental car so I can come to your residence spray paint “the person who lives here is not good or smart” on your dwelling?

(dependent on your area of residence it might need to wait until flights are less expensive. I will dedicate the rest of my life to setting the record straight but I will not get gouged by airline pricing)

anything to get through these events

yeah i meant more like the comment thread than how the “floating pouring vessel” illusion works… my uncle had a beer can with this thing on his home bar in the 80s

what is happening right now

pretty sure thats what they meant

fuckin matthew brodderick ovah hereeeeee

I worked with addiction services and AA, for me, seemed quite culty. Its not explicit that “acknowledge that you have to hand your personal agency over to an imagined ‘higher power’” is one of the steps.

They start using these in-group phrases and shit… it always felt like they were seconds away from having secret handshakes and assigning themselves ranks like “deputy high priest of “I used to drink all the time””

its a bad religion!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kvD_ZiCz66I

ok dude

builds amasses grows

kamala harris isn’t hillary, though. I heard a recording of myself from like 2005 and a someone was saying “yeah hillary clinton can unite people” and I said “…against her” and I barely cared about politics back then.

With an idea like this you don’t make a Lemmy post, sir, you write this up (and get a lawyer (or a notary at a minimum) to sign an affidavit that this is your IP) and you get a meeting with no one less than the CEO of Burger King, Joshua Kobza.

You’re going to need to do a proof-of-concept reel though, so you’ll need to have a friend film your balls in mid-swing whilst you penetrate a chick who’s willing to do this bit of acting.

There are plenty of tutorials for papier-mâché mask making, so try to do a good enough job making the mask.

Don’t give up on this idea- when I think of some veiny, hairy balls of a dude in a creepy mask flapping against a wet twat I can’t imagine not wanting to buy peanuts to eat

sure! when that fun is pwetending yer uh eepy widdle baby it grosses me the fuck out is all

yes, a six year old gets a pass

yes ok… the gestalt is radically different, though. if someone had a salmiak licorice and was thinking it’d be anything like salted caramel they’d find that they don’t have a lot in common.

like pineapple on pizza is sweet and salty but I wouldn’t compare it to ammonium chloride candy