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2 hours agoI’ve had a penis since birth
I’ve had a penis since birth
It’s nice for the joints and old folks run colder for the most part
Whever my cat repeatedly does anything that pisses me off, I start blasting it with this.
Only if they were hot. At least a nein.
Man fuck judges
I just want to know which way the banana is going
I have already phased out netflix
This is some prehistoric crime right here