Mario run did it great, Pokémon go did it good. Normal Pokémon games and old final fantasy games work too, since it’s not time sensitive. Tilting games work on phones, maybe driving games. But that’s about it. While it may be possible to display all 13 buttons of a controller on a phone screen, it’s just… you can only press 1 direction and 1 button at the same time, no shoulder buttons AND face button.

They should make Kirby and the magic brush or something like that on phones.

Stuff from milk, mushrooms and eggs don’t scream, so do a lot of salads and olive oil, even rice is silent.

And don’t start with those industrial cows that only get to live because of the milk. That stuff tastes like shit. Same with those chickens in cages.

As someone who‘s allergic to an ungodly amount of vegetable oils, fruit and gluten: no.

Horror movies = SCARY! 😧

Let’s not forget 90% of true crime stuff is made by women, for women. Men don’t care about scary shit, we care about scarcity.

“Plus Size Gamer”

Dude, we’re fat or even obese.

Dude! That clothes rack is… EMPTY!!!

According to my quick search, it should be Not more than 5 years into the deaths by gun-wielding toddler surpass the deaths of 9/11.

Edit: I was wrong. Here are the fruits of my research:

Toddlers: about 21 deaths per year, would take until 2142 to surpass the 9/11 deaths

Kids 12 and below: 40 deaths per year, would take until 2075 to surpass those deaths

Children 17 and below, when counting accidents only, would take until 2029

That’s an old, enhanced photo of Neptune. The real Neptune looks more like uranus

Only T U E S D A Y S

You randomly made me think of this video again :D

https://youtu.be/U_YBzJBa_mA?si=wzdfnRkP61b-KSme

That mouth is usually hidden and only shows when they feed/eat/hunt. Golden feather Xenomorph

I don‘t want Remakes. I want Re-Imaginings!

Don’t give me Final Fantasy 6 Pixel UHD 4K with the same old boring Battle System - give me a new game with the same story!

Or heck - let me play as the bad guy! Make it “The legend of Zelda - The Rise of Ganondorf“ where you’re doing the stuff that happens between kid-Link and grown-Link in Ocarina of Time

I thought I was having a stroke, when in reality the choice and placement of words in a certain order made my brain try to process it as if it was created with value in Mind, when in reality this piece of media might have been solely created to shorten a circuit in the brain of unsuspecting subjects, searching through this corner of the internet in hope of an endorphin boost.

Erm… a game that’s 3 days to release should be finished, no?

Don’t forget that there once was a time when smart people just added letters to words that don’t do anything - like the b in debt, which was called det before. Or when America got rid of Britains U after O because newspapers charged per letter.

Wasn’t that the loveless corporate game that had all the cities literally just copied and rotated by a teeny bit?

Reddit is for Porn. I got my year-thing and scrolled for 2 million bananas. I’m only subscribed to Porn and have been clicking on 1 or 2 things from MapPorn that got suggested to me while browsing through the ad-infested home feed. Have a guess on what they said was the post I liked more than the "The Gorilla Grip and Twist 5000“ I’ve spent months watching.