Edit: NSFW and a definition of Homiesexualism

Homiesexualism - the belief that it isn’t gay to have sex with your homies

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    Call me conservative, buy I stick by the rule that it’s not gay only if you both say “no homo” after doing it

    • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPM
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      as someone well versed in faggotry, fucking someone of the same gender is mighty fruity, uber queer, and gay af.

      trust me; it’s better to not worry about being straight

  • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’ve come to the conclusion that everything is gay, and nothing is. Even a man kissing a woman can be gay in the right context.

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        Yes. As a matter of fact it is gay to exist as a man. Because you are made 1/2 from a man’s sperm. So it’s like super gay to even exist as a single cell in your mom’s uterus.

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        If you’re imagining her to be a man or you are thinking about anything masculine or masculine adjacent when you do, yes. If you think about how your pp feels, you’re thinking about pp when kissing and it feels good and whoops now you’re gay or if you’re being sensitive and emotional yup, gay

        • drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          If you think about how your pp feels, you’re thinking about pp when kissing and it feels good and whoops now you’re gay or if you’re being sensitive and emotional yup, gay

          There are people that unironically believe this.

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            There are people that unironically believe this.

            I think you misspelled, “there are people who are terrified that they might not be straight and thus obsess over what might make someone gay.”

            I remember, in my younger, conservative years, becoming terrified about how I didn’t like lesbian porn as much as stereotypical guys. I was worried I might be gay since I preferred porn with a guy in it.

            So in college, being open-minded and experimental (probably why I’m now far from my conservative roots), one day I tried to jerk off to gay porn.

            I learned then 1: there’s nothing scary about gay porn, and 2: gay porn isn’t a turn-on for me.

            Oh and 3: a culture that makes someone worried about their sexuality because they like straight porn is really fucked up and needs to chill.

          • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            a pity to be them, but god, am I relieved y’all got that. The number of times I’ve said stuff like this on Reddit just to be argued against by good but otherwise stupid people has been really snuffing my kurfluffle. Either that or it’s just all bots now.

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    is it gay if you’re both nonbinary/agender? i’ll award $2 and some pocket lint to anyone who can provide a robust mathematical proof

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      Listen, I don’t make the rules, but, as soon as anyone involved is nb or ag, everyone involved is double gay. Add an exponent for every nb or ag person involved.

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      • homosexuality = being attracted to the gender you identify as
      • agender = not identifying with any gender
      • agender homosexuality = not being attracted to any gender = asexuality???

      can someone check my work here

    • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPM
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      Not a mathematical proof, but straightness isn’t the same as heterosexuality, nor is gay synonymous with homosexuality. Two enbies might have the same gender, making their relationship homosexual, but two enbies can also have very different nonbinary genders, therefore being heterosexual. However, those heterosexual enbies would still not be straight, because they aren’t a cis man with a cis woman.

      It all comes down to straightness being an entirely normative category, not a descriptive one. It’s just like the bs concept of “whiteness” which will similarly exclude Europeans or people with pale skin because they don’t “fit in” for arbitrary reasons.

      People who insist that it’s straight to have sex with the homies are trying to claim that they’re “normal” and shouldn’t be discriminated against just for who they fuck. It’s understandable to not wanna be discriminated against, and even more understandable to think rigid constructions of sexuality are stupid. Unfortunately, the problem with some of these people is that they only want to save themselves from being treated poorly, not get rid of “othering” in general. The enlightened approach is to be rid of straightness and arbitrary normalcy.

      TLDR: you’re only straight if it’s a cis woman with a cis man, otherwise you’re queer/gay/not normal

      • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Lol i feel like you just made this up

        Edit: that tldr isn’t quite accurate to the rest of your comment. But yes, very ridiculous, very outdated. Interesting perspective.

      • WillStealYourUsername@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM
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        you’re only straight if it’s a cis woman with a cis man, otherwise you’re queer/gay/not normal

        My brain got kinda surprised at reading “not normal” because I’m surrounded by queers all the time

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        However, those heterosexual enbies would still not be straight, because they aren’t a cis man with a cis woman.

        That’s the first I’ve heard that being cis is explicitly a requirement for being “straight” …