Edit: NSFW and a definition of Homiesexualism

Homiesexualism - the belief that it isn’t gay to have sex with your homies

  • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 day ago

    I’ve come to the conclusion that everything is gay, and nothing is. Even a man kissing a woman can be gay in the right context.

      • decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        5 hours ago

        Yes. As a matter of fact it is gay to exist as a man. Because you are made 1/2 from a man’s sperm. So it’s like super gay to even exist as a single cell in your mom’s uterus.

      • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        10 hours ago

        If you’re imagining her to be a man or you are thinking about anything masculine or masculine adjacent when you do, yes. If you think about how your pp feels, you’re thinking about pp when kissing and it feels good and whoops now you’re gay or if you’re being sensitive and emotional yup, gay

        • drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          4 hours ago

          If you think about how your pp feels, you’re thinking about pp when kissing and it feels good and whoops now you’re gay or if you’re being sensitive and emotional yup, gay

          There are people that unironically believe this.

          • TheRealKuni@midwest.social
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            2 hours ago

            There are people that unironically believe this.

            I think you misspelled, “there are people who are terrified that they might not be straight and thus obsess over what might make someone gay.”

            I remember, in my younger, conservative years, becoming terrified about how I didn’t like lesbian porn as much as stereotypical guys. I was worried I might be gay since I preferred porn with a guy in it.

            So in college, being open-minded and experimental (probably why I’m now far from my conservative roots), one day I tried to jerk off to gay porn.

            I learned then 1: there’s nothing scary about gay porn, and 2: gay porn isn’t a turn-on for me.

            Oh and 3: a culture that makes someone worried about their sexuality because they like straight porn is really fucked up and needs to chill.