Wordle 1,111 5/6*

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Bad luck today.

Hot guy would be more likely to respond to One Piece.

“That’ll be £180 sir.”

Yep. I used to live in Austin, plus I don’t fly so I drive everywhere. Buc-Cee’s and Cracker Barrel are my refuge on the road.

I have not watched the movie yet but the soundtrack is amazing. I found out about King Woman thanks to the soundtrack I went down a Kris Esfandiari rabbit hole that I never want to leave again. She’s in five or six different musical projects, all of which are worth a listen.

I am and will always be an ally. Mildred though. 😬

The famous Transatlantic/Mid-Atlantic “Hollywood accent” that Wikipedia and countless Youtube videos have “reported” on is a myth. It is a completely made up thing that didn’t actually happen at all.

I do not give a fuck who is D on the ticket. I’m still voting D because the alternative is disastrous. If Biden stays, I am voting for him. With the exception of the Israeli genocide of Palestinians, the administration has been very competent. Remember, that old man doesn’t do much. The work is done by his team. Now think back on the work and damage the Trump team did. The choice is easy.

Better make the video quickly, while it’s still relevant.

This feels like a great opportunity for one of those recaptioned “Hitler loses his shit” videos where he finds out that in the future, well after his inevitable defeat, Germany is the one fighting for democracy as the allies rush towards fascism. Poor Adolf.

Finish your run, take a hot shower, light up a bowl of indica and drift away.

I have not had one like that in a while but some cheap models did. Looking at you Toshiba Satellite.

Original untouched photo.

The best thing to use is “Magic Tape” to cover your camera. It adds a frosted window effect while not disturbing your screen’s brightness adjustment feature.

You can add two spaces or \ to the end of every line to add a break.

Connections
Puzzle #388
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Everytime I see a Gizmodo link I get Gen-X vertigo and feel like Robin Williams in the Jumanji meme.

Protest planners: "How do we disrupt Bannon’s press conference? "

Protester:

Sorry, I am just too old and tired to read full paragraphs.