Not out to anyone as of yet, but my estimates are:

Mom: 1/2

Dad: anywhere from 2-4

Sister: ???

Grandma: 6

Great grandma: 6

Grandmother’s can best be described with a line from a Ministry song (Thanx but no Thanx):

For decent, church-going women With their mean, pinched, bitter, evil faces

I would disown them myself if I wanted to put the effort into it but that would require me to devote energy/funds to them. I don’t have contact with them anyway.

The feeling of dying a little inside when your voice changes and everyone wants to compliment it 😐

I’m not particularly excited. Giant waste of money to appease a known corrupt organization, that negatively impacts locals (displacing them for temporary construction that is generally not built to last and falls apart within a couple years).

If they just designated a single spot to hold the Olympics every time (different spot for winter/summer) I wouldn’t have as much of a problem with it.

There are bigger priorities in the world, bread and circuses don’t hold much sway right now. I do feel for the athletes who train for it, but it is frankly not the apocalypse if they don’t know who is better at a given sport.

I mean, it’d be funny if DeSantis got pissy about not being the GOP presidential candidate and tried to tank trump in “revenge”

Can we please just label the republican party a domestic terrorist organization already?

Nope, it’s actually a colony of Norway (/s)

Tired. US politics/news are emotionally and mentally draining and depressing. I can’t really ignore it because they employ my ass, and apparently, there’s now a shitlist being built to target federal employees considered “hostile” to Orange Julius. That list definitely won’t be correlated with voter registration (which includes name, address, and potentialy party affiliation, and is publicly available if you have the persons full name).

I hear Boeing has some spacecraft now that totally works.

I’m kinda shocked she made it this far tbh.

Haven’t needed it in a while, but a wifi analyzer to identify which band(s) are least crowded

Bun.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04xOsNW7zTA

It’s weird to me (and I feel old for saying it) but the warnings were already there for the internet. The biggest thing taught about it that I learned in like, 2nd grade, was

1. Not everything on the internet is true

And

2. Anything you put on the internet is there forever.

It feels like there’s a distinct lack of education on how to interact with the internet since I wanna say 2010-2015 ish. The warning labels were removed, and the internet has only gotten more insidious since.

Honestly doesn’t even need to be walking. You could absolutely Weekend at Bernies him in a very obvious way and I’d still prefer him over trump

Weird common human slang names for Fangorn and Orodruin/Amon Amarth

Or release the cat outside, where it is promptly either hit by a car or hunted by larger predators, as it lacks any survival skills for the outdoors.

Space for what?

Also Cork Lid Trapdoor Spiders

It’s crazy to me that fireworks can even be shipped to California, let alone actually used in-state, with how many wildfires they’ve caused. I genuinely would not trust people with them at this point

And i don’t mean “mailed” or “trucked”, I mean “turn that ship north and go the long way fuckers, not in this port” shipped.

I’ve seen some exceptionally stupid people roll coal while going out the gate at a military base, it’s absurd.