Arch user should be an aeropress: people can’t seem to shut the hell up about how great it supposedly is
I use areopress btw
It’s aeropress, did you even read the wiki???
I use areolapress btw ouch
I use both Aeropress and an arch based distro, btw.
Just pretend it’s a V60.
I brew with a V60, btw.
I don’t know shit about coffee, so I’m assuming you mean you make your coffee with a mid-size Volvo estate car. Pretty impressive.
Most people can’t appreciate the faint aroma of gasoline. ☕
I think it is pretty great tbh, just havent tried it yet as it is very manual
Ok, what OS do I need?
Windows Subsystem for Linux
This response is a hate crime
Lol
Fedora Silverblue
Torvalds eating raw coffee beans straight from the can
Fedora should be French press but yeah lol
True. Tooling but not too much.
What about people who have an automatic espresso machine? Grinds the beans then Tampa and brews all with one button? Gotta make sure the settings are perfect. A mix on 2 and 5 I guess.
Ublue
All I’m getting from this is that arch is easier than I expected and will give me a much better end result than the distros I’m used to.
It is very manual though. For rolling release BTRFS snapshots like on Fedora and Opensuse Tumbleweed are a total must.
French press? ? ? ❓
Manjaro
MacOS is Starbucks.
expensive coffee that tastes terrible!
You get to choose between burnt-tasting black coffee and a pint of milk with more syrup than espresso!
i drink instant coffee because i just dont care anymore.
chromebook user
Chromebook is paying for coffee at a coffee shop.
No because then you might get decent coffee sometimes. Chromebook is getting coffee from a 7/11.
Chromebook is the coffee from the coffee machine in my university, which no one ever uses, and no one is certain has ever been cleaned
Couldn’t be more wrong for me, lol
Also, I feel like instant coffee should be represented - it’s one of the most common preparation methods and it’s easy to dunk on.
Instant Coffee is Windows
instant coffee
Eww
Some instant coffee is just fine if you add milk. IMO it’s better than the cheap filter coffee that a lot of people I know drink.
And what would that be? A live usb?
Good idea! Maybe more specifically a live usb distro, like Puppy, Knoppix etc?
ChromeOS is coffee from Starbucks or something bad
What’s Windows? Instant coffee with cuddled cream
Windows is having coffee delivered. It’s cold since days now.
If I make cold brew for 2 weeks at a time with a bucket and a fish pump what distro am I?
Dangerously close to TempleOS.
I literally lolled.
Temple OS - fistfuls of caffeine pills.
Might be adderal, though
In the army, when on sentry - no light, no noise, no fire - we’d open the pack of instant, swish it around with a mouthful of water, swallow through the regret. Not an LFS user, though.
Man, you’d think they issue caffeine pills for those situations …
As a person who has only used ubuntu, why does it get so much crap?
They had a lot of missteps over the years (e.g. at one point, they shipped with Amazon ads in the OS). Currently it’s the way they’re pushing Snap (which is a lot like Flatpak, but proprietary and only really used by Canonical (because it’s proprietary)).
Plus the whole “it’s for noobs” image.