Arch user should be an aeropress: people can’t seem to shut the hell up about how great it supposedly is
I use areopress btw
I use both Aeropress and an arch based distro, btw.
Just pretend it’s a V60.
I brew with a V60, btw.
I don’t know shit about coffee, so I’m assuming you mean you make your coffee with a mid-size Volvo estate car. Pretty impressive.
Most people can’t appreciate the faint aroma of gasoline. ☕
I think it is pretty great tbh, just havent tried it yet as it is very manual
Ok, what OS do I need?
Windows Subsystem for Linux
This response is a hate crime
Lol
Fedora Silverblue
Couldn’t be more wrong for me, lol
Also, I feel like instant coffee should be represented - it’s one of the most common preparation methods and it’s easy to dunk on.
instant coffee
Eww
Some instant coffee is just fine if you add milk. IMO it’s better than the cheap filter coffee that a lot of people I know drink.
And what would that be? A live usb?
Good idea! Maybe more specifically a live usb distro, like Puppy, Knoppix etc?
ChromeOS is coffee from Starbucks or something bad
Instant Coffee is Windows
Temple OS - fistfuls of caffeine pills.
Might be adderal, though
French press? ? ? ❓
Manjaro
i drink instant coffee because i just dont care anymore.
chromebook user
Chromebook is paying for coffee at a coffee shop.
No because then you might get decent coffee sometimes. Chromebook is getting coffee from a 7/11.
Chromebook is the coffee from the coffee machine in my university, which no one ever uses, and no one is certain has ever been cleaned
What’s Windows? Instant coffee with cuddled cream
Windows is having coffee delivered. It’s cold since days now.
If I make cold brew for 2 weeks at a time with a bucket and a fish pump what distro am I?
Dangerously close to TempleOS.
I literally lolled.
In the army, when on sentry - no light, no noise, no fire - we’d open the pack of instant, swish it around with a mouthful of water, swallow through the regret. Not an LFS user, though.
Man, you’d think they issue caffeine pills for those situations …
As a person who has only used ubuntu, why does it get so much crap?
They had a lot of missteps over the years (e.g. at one point, they shipped with Amazon ads in the OS). Currently it’s the way they’re pushing Snap (which is a lot like Flatpak, but proprietary and only really used by Canonical (because it’s proprietary)).
Plus the whole “it’s for noobs” image.
I feel under represented
The moka pot design is small, efficient, and doesn’t scale. So some flavor of embedded distro?
It scales great actually. Have you never seen one of those mini pots that only make enough for one small cup?
True. Very classy, kinda annoying and also fancy. Kinda complex but simple concept behind it.
You have to repeatedly clean up the mess but its also rather easy to shake out. So semi automatic updates.
What if I pour the grounds and water directly into the cup and just drink around them?
Tails.
No installation, leaves no traces.
Damn, I used to do that. I think I used Windows 7 at the time …
The Debian one should be a French press. Old and reliable.
Coffee filter machines are also old and reliable, very traditional (where I live, at least; French presses are a newer trend compared to that) and very practical-minded (IMO it usually tastes like crap, but you can make a lot of it at once and it stays warm for a long time).
Ubuntu User with a Gentoo Coffee Machine
Ubuntu: also now coffee is replaced by soy milk and rat poop. Rejoice.
soy milk and rat poop
Still a better alternative to snaps
sudo apt install firefox
is all I need to say to justify why I’ll never touch Ubuntu again.because they bend apt to install snaps first when available?