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I take my shitposts very seriously.
NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for staying more than ONE VERSION behind
Joke’s on you, my servers are largely unaffected by regreSSHion because they’re too outdated.
Altyn Tuu. Technically they’re located in Russia, but belong to the Altai ethnic group, so I’m counting them.
Regicide.
Just… don’t install the update?
…oh right, you don’t actually own your computer under Windows.
This must be the famous Linux-to-queer pipeline I’ve heard so much about.
If you put the whole ass campfire in the tent, it might fly away. Put the fire in the freezer overnight, then thaw it out in chunks when needed.
Alternatively, scrape some glue off your pizza and use it to stick the tent’s bottom to the ground.
An unexpected viewing of “Russian Lathe Accident” should suffice. That guy was all over the place.
“Fired? I’m not fired, you’re fired!”
Unless what it “looks like” disproves another conspiracy they’ve swallowed hook, like, sinker, cock, and balls; then whatever it “looks like” is a conspiracy to cover up “the truth”!
Cybercriminals are creaming their jorts at the potential exploits this might open up.
Doctor Ignaz Semmelweiss in the mid-1800s suggested that obstetricians should wash and sterilize their hands before attending their patients to reduce the chance of postpartum infection. He was rejected by the medical community, ridiculed by colleagues, and eventually locked in an asylum where he was killed.
We’re sliding back in time.
Evaporated inside the Death Star’s reactor -> Get Somehowed back into existence.
There’s no superpower that compares to bad writing.
That’s pretty much how he kept the public image of “eccentric genius” for so many years. I once read an article (can’t remember where, don’t care enough to search) that said that SpaceX had/has a team whose entire purpose was to babysit Musk when he had a temper tantrum. The team formed organically, like a cyst around a foreign object, and minimized damage to PR.
When Twitter was infested, it didn’t have this immunity and now the world (or those of us who care) knows how much of a shithead he is.
Embracer is a sickness, a malignant fucking growth on gaming.
For non-speakers, it’s kind of like reading Scots as a monolingual English speaker. https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_leid
Unfortunately, brushless motors are also trivial to waterproof.
Evil is evil, Stregobor. Mozilla is still a company that does company things. The current CEO has worked for AirBNB, Ebay, and Paypal, so not an inspiring history there either.
If the hunters and gatherers don’t want to die, why are they made of fertilizer?