• Janet@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    221·
    2 months ago

    “Is it possible to buy normal weed in 2024 or is there only shinzo-abe-pack-chernobyl-1000C-hot-knife-sohn-of-a-whore-nirvana-haze which leaves you with a permanent disability?”

    you are welcome

    and for the germanophones:

    “ich verstehe nicht alles hier aber ‘shinzo abe pack chernobyl 1000’ schiesst wie eine schrotflinte ein loch durch die sprach barriere”

    seit willkommen

    edith: sorry, hab nix mit flinten zu tun und mach kaum schrott :P

    • superkret
      89·
      2 months ago

      SInce the legalization, I keep getting home-grown weed for free from friends.
      Cause you can legally keep 3 plants, but only legally have 50g of dried weed at home. So everyone gives away the surplus after harvesting (which is also illegal, but impossible to control).

      • pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io
        42·
        2 months ago

        I’m in Berlin and half of my neighbors have these 3m tall weed plants on their balconies. 3-4 usually, and nobody really cares. I wonder how the winter is going to be when everybody suddenly has half a kilo of weed…

        • superkret
          36·
          2 months ago

          In Berlin you could smoke weed in front of cops before the legalization.
          They’ve got bigger things to worry about.

          • pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io
            21·
            2 months ago

            Yeah. I don’t mean that. But how is it going to look like in bars when everybody suddenly has hundreds or so grams of weed…

            • rumschlumpel
              14·
              2 months ago

              Considering that smoking is usually prohibited in bars, not much different.

            • superkret
              8·
              2 months ago

              I’m not sure what you mean.
              Why would it affect what bars look like?

              • krashmo@lemmy.world
                8·
                2 months ago

                They are implying that when faced with the choice of paying €30 for a couple of pints or smoking free weed that many will choose the latter which will impact alcohol sales in bars to a significant degree.

              • pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io
                6·
                2 months ago

                I was joking here a bit, but:

                • A big crowd of people has suddenly a lot of weed.
                • People in Berlin like to go to bars and like to smoke weed (a fact)
                • Suddenly there’s a lot more weed, many people more are smoking it either in the bar (allowed in a few places at least in Neukolln) or outside the bar (about every other place outside Neukolln)
                • Fun.

                So it was my take on laughing a bit about the winter 2024…

      • Janet@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        16·
        2 months ago

        fuck me.

        not telling where i get my shit but i dont get it free and instead it costs a whole fucking lot. main reason why im broke all the time actually…

        well fuck me… i dont know how to treat plants good, the clubs cant grow until there exists some sort of training first… bullshit bureaucracy really, and also i dont have any friends who consume or grow…

    • TheFriar@lemm.ee
      41·
      2 months ago

      I’m a Germanphobe and you slapping me in the face with all that German was very rude

      I’m very scared right now

      • Janet@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        4·
        2 months ago

        ah ja, danke, passiert wenn man wenig damit zutun hat. spaghettimonsterimhimmelseidank

        und ja… die grund annahme sein gegenueber im internet sei maennlich… ich mein, oft genug passte es ja… alles gut

    • SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml
      71·
      2 months ago

      For anyone wondering the removed word is what you call a female dog, an insult to a female person often preceded by “son of a” or an informal way to call a lady working in the red-light district

    • LordAmplifier@pawb.socialEnglish
      3·
      2 months ago

      I really want to grow colourful weed like that, but every time I try, it’s just green and doesn’t look like the photos on the packaging :c At least it still kicks butt, though :3

    • Psythik@lemmy.world
      2·
      2 months ago

      I like to buy a concentrate (usually distillate but any concentrate will work), warm it up under a hot plate until it’s nice and gooey, then spread a layer of it over the blunt with my dab tool before lighting up. Gets me as high as I used to get back before legalization, and the stickiness of the concentrate helps the blunt burn more smoothly and evenly.

      If your tolerance is as wrecked as mine from too many dabs, you gotta try this. The full-spectrum effect of flower combined with the intensity of a good concentrate is the chef’s kiss.