The fact you said “a dick” and not “my dick” 🤨

Mr. Arbuckle, a second Lasagna just hit the monday.

Gleis 101? Was zur Hölle?

Vielleicht bieten sie ja jetzt Sterni an. 🤔

I woke up yesterday at 10pm and am still awake 14 hours later. No I don work shifts, I just got high and fell asleep on the couch after work.

aBeR dIE hAbEn DoCh nUr iHRen jOb gEmAcHt!!!

Klassiker

Klassiker

He absolutely did and the thought of him just casually bikong away from an Assassination is just too fucking funny.

From what I’ve heard NYPD cops are useless anyway

Who would win?

43 billion dollar

One bikey boy

So I‘m a bit ootl here and I‘m trying to understand what so tell if I‘m wrong, but from what I understand this guy shot this CEO of a million dollar health insurance and just fucking biked away?

Edit: What a fucking legend

Me looking in the oven if my pizza is done, but I’m still the only one who’s baked.

What’s a Cimproter?

Whaddup you sonofabitch?!

Witze auf ihm, meine Freundin ist seine Mutter

Ich bin erstaunt dass ich es noch nüchtern zu meiner schaffe

Bin schon längst wieder dahin zurück

Ich bin ein Handy jünger

I have a MagLite 3D and this is so accurate