• peregrin5@lemm.ee
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    If you’re not a member of the Party we cannot guarantee your rights or safety.

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    Do I need to have a membership card, or is there a specific hand gesture I can do to prove my loyalty to attend the town heil meeting

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      a special armband with a lovely black cross thingy depicted on it around the left upper arm, and your right arm outstretched up at a 45 degree angle.

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    The Rs are so afraid of pushback, it’s hilariously sad. They’re really weird!

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      Wasn’t there some study a few years ago that scientifically differentiated “conservative” brains based on their overwhelming fear response to like, everything? Pretty sure there was.

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    Please be advised that tonight’s townhall is a private event.

    Then stop calling it a “town hall” when it’s really a circlejerk echo chamber, you fucking turnip.

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    Sure but it’s the liberals that are snowflakes right? Are they scared of sNoWFlaKes?

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    give them the boot

    We want to but we don’t have any power right now. Give us a special early election where we can voice our anger. Otherwise we can’t do shit because the most heavenly armed capital will just mow us down with guns.

    Edit: heavenly is heavily, autocorrect is pro USA I guess.

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    What a stupid fucking shithead. “The ‘town hall’ is a private event” well enjoy jerking each other off, you fuck. Corrupt asshole idiot.

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    My theory is that Republican politicans know their policies are shit, and that they themselves are pieces of shit, but lobbyists keep parking garbage trucks full of cash into their garage so they keep going.

    How often have you seen the headline “Former Republican Dickwad criticizes Republican policy”