I wonder if she’s pandering or if she’s a believer. Surely she’s been all around the world on planes.

I never liked her but I didn’t think she was a complete moron, just a shitty person.

No. But “anyone Killary doesn’t like commits suicide bytwo bullets in the back of their head and locks themselves in a suitcase” definitely was. I’m not claiming the shit you said never happened. I also don’t think it stopped a lot of politicians from getting elected. Sure as fuck didn’t stop Bill. The dude she was up against has about the same level of shitbaggery. Didn’t stop him.

Are you such a rabid dog that when you see that last name you lose your shit? Because we’re having a nuanced discussion here. If you can’t comport yourself like an adult please go back to the kids’ table.

My arteries are so strong that you could shoot me with the breakfast gun and I wouldn’t spring a leak.

Well according to commercials from the 80s when I was a kid that’s part of a balanced breakfast.

I might go. But I might not. But I might.

Wait, I thought they were the lizard people who were the ancestors the top Democrats, business owners, and the Republicans that they don’t like. Am I mixing conspiracy theories?

I drank a drink made from a potato once and I say you’re qualified.

Between a twenty year character assassination campaign by conservatives, her terrible personality, and not campaigning in places where it fucking mattered she fucking lost it.

Most things in my life get that way at the end.

Halfway through there’s a drunk woman and her reluctant husband/boyfriend/male friend/drafted stranger who sings “Picture” by Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow.

The Dodge ram is red and I know the guy who drives it and keeps getting DUIs. I’ve offered to share my Uber with him just so he’s not putting people in danger but he just yells “Yee haw, brother”, fixes his greasy mullet, and hops in.

I miss Batboy and Elvis being spotted in their convertible UFO.

Got a new V

Try it with me

Let’s give it a whirl

They lived in a one bedroom cottage and kept Jack Russell terriers and were buried next to each other.

Otherwise it was an older billionaire that took in the younger when he was in college and they donned masks and fought crime together.

I know. We talked the other day. I just wanted to make sure you knew you were missed!

Hey, I missed you! Welcome back!

I know. However, you said something that made my train of thought pull into a particular station. So you got a useless story because that’s what I do.

And I agree with everything you said.

So the original 'chili Queens" who brought chili con carne to Texas sometimes added beans. It was often used as a topping for tamales. If you go back further, pretty much as far as you can go on this particular subject, the Aztecs, Incas, and Mayans all had precursor dishes that were meat, peppers, spices, and beans. Delicious proto chili!

Beans have been a part of chili since the beginning. You can’t add them for a lot of competitions, but that doesn’t make the off-competition stuff any less authentic. Central Texas gets weird about it, but they get weird about a lot of shit. They’re the ones who took the recipe from tejanas and removed the beans in the first place.

That being said, I prefer a chili with no beans. You can skip the rest of this comment because it’s just a guy who is now reminiscing about chili past and thinking of chili future.

I will take a bunch of peppers I’ve grown (usually super hot, but I have some guajillos and jalapenos in the mix this year) and smoke them, yellow onion, garlic, beer, cayenne, masa harina, strong coffee, a collection of spices to make my own chili powder (not a secret, I just don’t have my recipe card in front of me…it heavily features smoked paprika and cumin), a little homemade adobo sauce, homemade bacon, and whatever leftover beef I have (usually brisket, sometimes chuck, and around the holidays rib roast) cut into little cubes and cooked up. I don’t think I’ve made chili with beef that wasn’t leftovers for a couple of decades.

It takes probably half an hour of work, then half a day of simmering stirring very occasionally, then mix in the masa harina 15 or 20 minutes before you’re ready to serve.

Yes. Fixed. Fingers moved faster than my brain.

Thanks for the heads up!

It has decreased my dating pool by exactly 1. My ex started doing porn and I decided I couldn’t go back.

Best thing to ever happen to me. No drunk texts and no forgetting why we split up.

No hate on people who date others in porn. It’s just not for me.