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The complex derivative guys are given AAA ratings then surprised that they still sink.
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The complex derivative guys are given AAA ratings then surprised that they still sink.
Lol … all those religious idiots that twist and turn every line of the Bible believing that they are following the rules and outwitting a being they believe is all knowing, all aware and infinity more intelligent than anything in the universe.
Well, to play Devil’s advocate (ironically), I’ve spoken with some conservative Rabbis on this point when I worked in a Kosher kitchen at a Jewish summer camp, and their argument was that God, of course, knows about and intentionally inserted these loopholes into scripture and intended them to be found and used. However, the follow-up question of why bother doing that instead of just not disallowing the behavior in the first place did not yield a satisfactory answer.
I must admit they have quite some resiliance. Christianity came as hypocrites have twisted the word of God and infected the religious institutions of Judaism. That was 2.000 years ago. Albeit a lot of “Christian” institutions are hardly any better.
I’m sure the all-powerful, jealous, and murderously psychopathic Old Testament God loves people finding and looking for faith “loopholes” that very coincidentally are most likely to be noticed by Rabbis.