bratorange to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThis world is cruel…imagemessage-square510fedilinkarrow-up11.23Karrow-down116
arrow-up11.22Karrow-down1imageThis world is cruel…bratorange to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square510fedilink
minus-squareMeatsOfRage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up82·1 month ago“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·1 month agoThen when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
minus-square𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 month ago“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoWhen you propose it comes with an SLA
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoImagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
Then when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
When you propose it comes with an SLA
Imagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
sploosh