bratorange to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 hours agoThis world is cruel…imagemessage-square217fedilinkarrow-up1600arrow-down13
arrow-up1597arrow-down1imageThis world is cruel…bratorange to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 hours agomessage-square217fedilink
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 hours agoThen when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·29 minutes agoWhen you propose it comes with an SLA
minus-square𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 hours ago“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
Then when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
When you propose it comes with an SLA
“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”