I was once involved in a business enterprise with a man who wasn’t a native speaker
I had talked to a child about buying some of our stuff, and he was psyched about it and went off to fetch a parent to complete the transaction
I was talking with my colleague about it in the interim, and said of the kid “he was sold” as a way of summarizing his receptiveness to my pitch about our products
My colleague became very alarmed. What do you mean, sold? Who bought him? What do you mean?
It took a while to explain.
“well the kid is sold, now I just gotta sell the parents too”
“Roll acrobatics, I guess.”
“Natural 20!”
"Ok… You contort your body in ways that no humanoid creature should be able to, and successfully fit inside the jar.
"Can I get everyone else to make a Wisdom saving throw, please?
"Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh.
“Ok, everybody else now thinks you’re a djinni.”
If the whole door is a jar, it’s probably easy to fit in.
Well, how big is a djinis front door?
Depends on the size of the djinni. Not all of them are enslaved in lamps and such, you know!
And then they find atire
I climb into the tire
Ah, but you did not know if it was open or not.
that’s just me playing Zork
Later the rogue was eaten by a gazebo. :)
For those unaware, since this is quite old: https://dungeonsdragons.fandom.com/wiki/Eric_and_the_Gazebo
Thank you, I tried to search “gazebo problem” and didn’t come up with anything
I thought it was Eric the Paladin. I remember because I have a ttrpg friend named Eric who we mocked in a friendly way about that story.
The gazebo is in the right, the rogue shot first
just tabaxi things
Hilarious that I was listening to https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ69ny57pR0 when this post popped on my tiny display thing
Thanks for sharing this, just subscribed!
No problems, Jazz Emu is a very underrated artist and deserves more attention.
Jazz Emu is a perfect human being
This can happen with new players who are native English speakers too, as D&D has a fair deal of vocabulary not everyone knows. Words like charisma and melee really got popularized by D&D.
Deep cut here: When I was a kid (ages past) and first heard friends talk about D&D, I thought there was a lens to keep you on the border. And without it, you might go straight Into The Unknown.
