The eyebrows are super villain arched today. She gave herself like 4 inches of lid space! She bold lol also stfu about the trick or treating. I never even thought about teenagers trick or treating/not doing so until SHE brought it up. Then she whines about how she used to be scared of them? Wtf.
Not her laying it on about the damn trick or treating again today. This is such a NON ISSUE!!! Why doesn’t she put this energy into something important?? Oh right because that would require caring about important world issues so she’s choosing something that is super minimal and only lasts a day to show she cares.
Right, meanwhile over here in the US we are days away from Election Day like 🙈🙏🏽🤯🤢🫠😩🤞🏾🤪🥸
The anxiety I’ve been feeling! I am gonna go early vote today. But yes trick or treating teenagers lol
Born control freak and catastrophizer ✌🏽 female middle aged POC, I am terrified and basically unhinged at this point 🤪
I’m anxious here in Canada…but hopeful ❤️
Looks like busy boss babe at quite a busy November. She just got her schedule! Is that part of Shine’s job as well? To organize Birdshit’s life.
Is she clout chasing herself? Over one of the only things in a long time, that was recycled, and got any traction?
She’s going to keep with it as long as she can. For some unknown reason this topic gets her a decent amount of engagement. I will never understand.
What would be a more touching subject, would be the expectations of Halloween with all of the food insecurity happening right now. Boo hoo teenagers. What about people who can’t afford food, let alone candy right now? OR the fact that kids who need the food security and nutrition will be supplementing with Halloween candy that they get? Don’t get me wrong, I do know it’s about the joy it brings to children, but maybe I have a bleeding heart and thinking of ALL of the other aspects effected.
This.
Also if she cared so much about Halloween and making all the kids happy, she should donate bags of candy to a cause so people less fortunate or poeple who can’t go out trick or treating can have something too. But no she’s happy just handing out her big bars in her big house.
Really laying on the, I’m the best mom, look at me spending time with my child super thick tonight.
And it’s so awkward too! It’s so staged and she’s acting like she’s playing with a child much younger than L actually is. Once the camera is off, it seems like she’s probably done
Last night and again tonight - she’s just trying to back up her mom of the year BS from her podcast.
I read the transcript of that podcast and she was going through so many contortions trying to justify her mothering it was painful. It appears she was playing the part of a 1950s tv mom while her first 3 were very young and is now playing the part of a high-powered executive. She’s unable to recognize there is balance. She’s also not shy about throwing her ability to pay others to pick up the slack to ease her burden (something most people can’t afford). I found the passage about dropping L off and having coffee with her own mother every morning very telling. She says she doesn’t want the relationship to be transactional. She uses that word a lot when speaking of relationships.
Awe! Does she take the time to slurp down some Tim Hortons coffee grinds with her melted ice cream cone before she runs out the door? So sweet 🥹
She’s such a joke.
Dribbly Bitch 😆
The migration of that bottom lip filler. It’s like a little hammock
She’s also not just pretending to be stupid. In this story she says the person said “dribbly bitch” but if SNL types it it says she could be reported. Yes. Welcome to Instagram. I get warned constantly and ignore it.
But she can repost swearing and IG is Ok with that?
I’m sure Instagram is ok with whatever makes money, including fake tears & fake bodies.
fake tears!
The fact she was more concerned with getting to another event last night than getting home to her family? Like her priorities are fucked up. She’s been to Paris, Disney and NYC in the last couple weeks yet missing an event was upsetting 🙄
On one of the snarks (can’t recall which one) someone mentioned that maybe the big kids don’t live with her anymore and I’m starting to feel the same 🤔 she legit never mentions anything about B or J anymore, I know B made a brief appearance a couple days ago but J is nowhere to be seen. But good for them if they’ve created boundaries, I’d love that for them!!!
“We” have had a phenomenal week? “We” who? Oh wait…her and her many faces, body types, and personalities. Got it
She loves to refer to herself as a “we” i don’t get it, she talks like such a teenager. Or like you said, she knows there’s so many different versions of her.
Perhaps like toddlers, there is an imaginary friend ?
I feel like she looks so distorted here? Why is she always taking up sidewalks to take pics and film videos bc the next story is her filming L in the middle of the sidewalk and you can tell people are walking by. People like her are so obnoxious.
Also you end up at the mall every weekend bc it’s what YOU want to do and you just blame your kids. You have all the fun going on trips and then just drag your kids to the mall instead of doing anything worthwhile.
ETA: sorry I forgot to blur out L
I am assuming y’all have children’s libraries, science centers, nature centers, museums, cultural centers, trampoline parks and what not’s in Canada. Or hell even a regular old fashioned park with a swing and a slide and other children. Does she live in a rural area or something? Why not a weekly trip to the library and the farmers market or something? ANYTHING more engaging than the same mall, home decor and toy store they visit every. single. week.
Unfortunately for L, she’ll only get to do these things if NK takes her to them. For some reason Sarah sees no benefit in giving her daughter a life of learning and playing with other kids and just being a kid in general. Big whoop she takes her to the toy store to Ooooh and ahhhh over toys, she can do that at home with the million things she already has! There is so much more out there for her but Sarah doesn’t care because Sarah only cares about herself and what’s out there for her, poor kid.
I don’t understand why S. hasn’t put L. into nursery school. I’m a teacher and I really think L. would love being with other children her own age. It would also help with further development of language skills, etc. Just my opinion.
Because she doesn’t want L bringing home germs that she is going to pass onto Bird and interfere with all her traveling.
I wonder if she will home school L.
My thoughts are its too much exposure for the real S to put L in school. Drop her off and NK and S doesn’t have to interact with people/other moms and she gets to continue to hide not only her real image but also personality.
I agree what you. L seems like such a joyous and fun little girl, I’m sure she would love being with kids her age instead of just sharing her joy with Sarah’s Instagram. She deserves so much better in life.
Wow filtering herself to look like a size 2 here 🤯 I’m a size 4/6 and look bigger than this in pictures
Her head is bigger than her torso interesting flex today
She is the epitome of a teenage mall rat. Somehow seems arrested at a stage of life that we all got over.
Could’ve saved today’s trip to the mall and at least go tomorrow, when they have a Halloween event that her kid actually might enjoy, instead of being just dragged around the mall endlessly for no reason. Or, will it be a double mall trip this weekend? The thrilling life of a nontent creator…
She could’ve taken L downtown for the trick or treat event at all of the stores but that doesn’t benefit Sarah so what’s the point 🙄
Also too many people that might get a candid shot of her.
I think that’s NanaK’s job!
Nope, the Eagles are playing tomorrow and that current obsession trumps any child’s interests.
The thigh gap is coming back I see. For a split sec we debated going to the mall today and then I remembered it’s absolutely shit. It’s so boring there.
Girl has never had a thigh gap. I don’t know why she is so in denial and hell bent on pretending she has one. Give it up lol
Priorities. Meanwhile their child was probably dumped off at grandmas.
She cares more about an electronic toy than her own kid, what a sad excuse for a mother
At this point, she’s simply a birther. Not even remotely deserving of the title of mother.
This is what true love is to her 💀
I had to read that caption twice…a 40 year old asking her husband to babysit her Tamogotchi. That’s just so stupid! Go spend some time with your real children!
And there it is BirdShit Saves Halloween with her regurgitated content. Do remind us about how you hand out FULL size chocolate bars and get over 300 kids.
That door is so tacky I’m so glad I don’t have to look at it everyday. Without the flowers it would probably be fine what with all the other pink decor but those flowers make it look so cheap and stupid. I’d be embarrassed for family/kid’s friends coming over to that
She posted this about her reno. You just know she’s going to add an excessive amount of tacky af decor, most likely Disney crap.
Can someone translate? What in the run on is she saying?
Words. But words with other words. And some more words on top of that. Finally, the words become words.
Like, cool, good for you! People will think about optimizing their whimsy once they return home from their 9-5 or the line at say, the food bank or something. Get real
Also edit to say, I didn’t realize your comment was in reply to mine!! That scares me even more with the whimsy. I sense Tackytown
Pretty telling she is finally home and out for dinner and L is sitting so far away from her with her dad.
Heaven forbid she has to be responsible for watching her or helping her eat.
This. She always acts like one of the children herself and lets everyone else worry about the youngest.
Yes this! She taps in to be with L when she can film for content.
I’m trying to think of some kind of work a parent might do that kids at school would give other kids a hard time for. Maybe politics? The fact that J&B are choosing not to be shared anymore, and they shouldn’t be, feels to me like they want to distance them selves like M did. But now that M is out of high school we’ve only seen M. As a mom I’d do anything for my children’s well being. I’m dumbfounded that Sarah actually thinks she’s changing the world, saving woman from their bodies but her kids just have to fend for themselves. She is such a piece of shit.
What was with the sharing of M’s bedroom? If I didn’t know her age I would have thought that belonged to an 8 year old. I can only assume they share it so they can be sent more free shit or are out of ideas for content for the day.
And to brag. She loves her a bragging moment.
🍋 probably has gluten in her food and if mommy dearest smells it she will have a flair up
Interesting choice of words.
SEEMS.
Man, that comment is loaded with subtext.
It’s sad that Shame’s mother only views his life through curated photos that are posted to social media. Her only conclusion is he “seems happy”. I wonder what she doesn’t see.
Woah!
Regardless of it being hubby’s bday or not, it seems as though her “entourage” are distancing themselves further from her. Although I am not a fan of her BFF/old BFF/flavor of the month AC, at least she is pretending to do something for her community being at the Childrens Foundation event. For the “influencer” and “fame” S has, you think she would be showing her face at these events. But no, she’s only self serving and would never fathom doing anything good for her own community. Only if it involves a trip for herself to Disney. Wonder why? Oh…because her community knows the real S and sees right through her. She’s also burned so many bridges within the community, being selfish with free services from small business and taking off. Or maybe she feels she’s out in the community doing good, every weekend, gracing Guelphites with her presence at the mall…
100% agree!
I see Shame is hanging with all his friends for his Birthday 😆
Truly embarrassing for this “man” to be whipped so bad by her. Can’t even have his own friends at his birthday party, probably none of them want to come if she’s there especially if they have wives (they prob hate her).
There is never anyone associated with him at any of their gatherings ever.
Yeah, I’ll never feel sorry for Shane but how sad, yet not surprising, that Sarah served him her friends for his birthday. Avery is another Sarah posting crap for clicks but stands for nothing.
No sign of Briony and yet she made this post
No NB and her husband either and they always tag along
Ariana busy doing children’s charity, NB looked like she was busy doing kids sports.
Very strange birthday group indeed. And all the usual clinger entourage absent as they actually may have meaningful things to do ! Best friend was glaringly absent ? Could there be a clash between her and the other “star characters” present. Doesn’t the birthday boy have any friends ?
Mommy let him have a playdate! So sweet 🥳
Maybe one day she will let him go out with his friends and not hers.
🤣 Ok Amy from Shine
And Becci with some performative bs
Is Becci brain dead? Pandora has had gold jewelry for as long as I can remember. Plus Sarah has showcased their gold jewelry before so clearly Becci doesn’t watch her friends stuff closely.
She’s full of shit!
When will companies finally start to realize not to work with her? Reitmans has her collab basically on sale for 90% off. I was curious and crunched numbers for her Crappy Tire cups. In stock cups within all of the stores: 664 hot travel mugs, 697 cold tumblers. At retail cost, between the 2, that’s $45,936.07 of product not moving. With those numbers, being generous, they seemed to have produced 1,000 of each hot/cold cups. So they have made $21,841.33 in retail sales off these shitty cups. Minus marketing costs, photoshoots, and what they paid her for it, they’re at a loss, or if anything, just broke even on this terrible colab. And for what?
I’m always so curious about these collab #’s . The cups are fugly and I’m surprised they aren’t already on clearance. I’m shocked Scrap & Toss can still be in business. The latest JF launch with Jillian looks like a complete failure. Also I’m completely mystified how this “nutrition” brand CIRA is still investing so heavily using Alicia ffs.
I like your brain.
They have sold 4 cups in 5 weeks at my nearest store. Very little JH stuff sold where I shop.
Second half of this week is off to a smashing start. All “we’ve “ done is try to flog four different items, including those failure to launch drinking cups.
And talk about her Tamogotchi wow groundbreaker.