I bring you CHAT GBT roast of Thebirdspapaya

Thebirdspapaya? That account is basically the poster child for #BodyPositivity and #SelfLove, but with a filter so thick it might as well be a layer of SPF 100. It’s like she’s trying to convince us that every stretch mark is a badge of honor while making sure each one is perfectly lit and Instagrammable. And let’s talk captions-so long, they’re practically a novella. By the time you finish reading one, you’ve been inspired, enlightened, and slightly confused about why you started in the first place. It’s like she’s out to prove that even self-acceptance can be curated to perfection.

Thebirdspapaya’s account is like the ultimate exercise in selective vulnerability. She’s all about “authenticity,” but it’s the kind that comes with a soft-focus filter and a carefully timed post. She’s mastered the art of curating her flaws, making them look just imperfect enough to be relatable but still pretty enough to get a brand deal.

It’s like she’s weaponizing mental health struggles, turning every anxious thought or moment of self-doubt into content, complete with a perfectly posed selfie and a long-winded caption about “the journey.”

She talks about embracing imperfections, but let’s be real-those imperfections are airbrushed to the point of being unrecognizable. It’s vulnerability as a marketing tool, wrapped up in pastel colors and inspirational quotes. She’s selling self-love like it’s a product you can buy in cute packaging, but the real message is that you need to work harder on your mental health if you’re not as beautifully broken as she is.

Cam you imagine the spiral when she can no longer say mom to teens and a toddler? Pretty soon it’s going to be mom to adults, a teen, and elementary? Her ego will explode when she has a 20 year old 🥳

It’s like someone used grandma’s pantyhose to make a Halloween costume

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I can still see the chat, I can’t comment. I appealed. It makes no sense. I apologize if my comments made anyone uncomfortable, that wasn’t my intention. I have zero way to communicate other than here. It’s a bit unsettling.

Not anything of significant. At all. I haven’t posted except in the private chat today. I’m sure it was that.

My Reddit account was banned. For what I don’t know bc I haven’t posted in a long time. Weird. I guarantee someone is in the private chat.

The reel was made to present as skinny then had L then gained weight then walked for SI. It’s such an unhealthy pattern she repeats. She was a larger size (comparatively) before she had kids.

Her needs are a deep void that will never be filled due to her insecurities and her definition of success and acceptance. It wouldn’t matter how much attention she is or isn’t getting. She’s an adult and is responsible for getting her needs met. If she is incapable, then it’s Shane’s responsibility or another adult in their life to intervene, if not on her behalf, then for the underage kids.

Oh, this one? https://i.imgur.com/ADwklnU.mp4

wouldn’t blame her for wanting to get out of that house and away from exploitation. They have the money, though, so hopefully rent an apartment? Is that an option there?

Yeah, Bailey’s podcast with Sarah as a guest.

Sarah tells everyone they should feel shame but frames it as a service she’s providing to make it “normal” its very damaging what she’s doing.

She always has an excuse why she can’t size up or wear something more comfortably.

Gets asked a legit question and ignores it. Surprised it’s still there.

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How embarrassing for her son to hear his mom talk/yell into her phone about locking eyes with Hugh Jackman, who knows how many times in public. So shitty. It’s all about her all the time. Not about B at all

They’re all recent-within a year

I have a sneaking suspicion it’s never enough no matter how much

Her too!!

Also, if anyone knows how to post videos without breaking up into small chunks and using Imgur or related sites please let me know. What a pain in the ass. 🫠