I worked in a coffeee shop a long time ago and we had a new girl, who just started. Its the end of the shift and we told her to put on rubber gloves, we will show her how to clean the coffee machine.
She went to the store room and after 10 minutes she returned with only one glove on, holding the 100 pack box of disposable gloves and with visible confusion as she explained that we run out of right hand gloves as she could only find these marked with “L”
That sounds straight out of a comedy show.
Tbf it’s weird that boxes of gloves just have both pairs stuffed in them. I wouldn’t expect that, but I think I’d at least check.
The gloves fit on both hands…
Gosh!
Don’t disposable gloves work for any hand you may have? You just turn it if you need to put it on another hand.
The new girls in coffee shops are all left hands, well known fact.
Yes.
For when u got that doom 64 pussy
How did you get this photo of my ex?
Depends on what type of bars they’ll be spitting that day.
Light Flow or Regular Flow
I didn’t come here for a perfectly reasonable explanation, I came here to be angry!
Light flow or Runny flow
L - lemon
R - ribbed
Angry upvote.
LIGHT and REGULAR
Yes, but that’s no fun.
Why not “rare” and “legendary”?
Its like Twix
You wouldn’t get it
I thought there was only front and back!!!
Best to change all four to avoid a wobble.
Isn’t it obvious? Left is for the left vaginal opening, right is for the right. Or as I like to remember: left left, right right.
If your vagina identifies as chiral.
Wouldn’t the labels be R and S then? Enantiomerussy?
Or duck
People with two sets of vaginas need two. There’s some minor size difference between each vagina.
Depends on which way it hangs.
I would be more concerned if they were labelled F and B
Light and Regular, for those actually wanting to know. But I don’t think I’ll tell anyone else that…
Large and Roided
Large and Really large.
I thought it was “Lemmy” and “Reddit”
Large, little, light, ludicrous…
Luscious
Someone is really missing a genius marketing opportunity - tampons for ludicrous days!
It’s plaid
Spaceballs the Tampon. Amazing.
Left is reverse threaded, so you need to turn it counter clockwise to screw it in
Coriolis force?
For Australian vaginas
Yes, the Clitoris force
What is this, a tampon for ducks?
Amazing comment
Whats the torque spec on these?
If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model tampon requires a range of ten to sixteen foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torque-age.
Shit, where’s my socket set gone???
There’s a indicator that lights up when it’s snug
Couple of ugga duggas.
Give’er til it clicks
Just put the pink torque stick on your rattle gun and send it.
3 ugga duggas. no more, no less
My GOD do not 3 ugga duggas a pussy.
3 would strip the hell out of a yoni. You want it to not leak, not to never come out without the hot wrench.
If you turn it few more times, will she start clapping like a clockwork doll?
She’ll clap you for sure
I used to read prescriptions for a job, and a valid but uncommon way of indicating route of administration was “per,” like “take on tablet per mouth twice daily.”
Once we got a script that read “unwrap and insert one suppository per vagina every 6 hours as needed,” and I got a good laugh at that one.
TIL suppositories don’t have just one possible application
pessary
don’t ass-u-me
Will u ass-u-me?
Phenergan can be used in either the anus or the vagina! Ask your pharmacist for details.
