• Rarepotato@lemmy.ca
    23·
    2 months ago

    I’d like to point out here that since I was banned from Reddit (for what? Who knows-birdie didn’t like getting called out with receipts, I guess), when she says her dr said she was “bone on bone,” I’m almost sure that was the time she said she “lost feeling in my legs” when in actuality it was a PINCHED NERVE from doing yoga incorrectly. Shane’s gf at the time (when he started seeing Birdie on the side) was a yoga instructor. So naturally, Sarah took up yoga all of a sudden. She had the worst form and, at one point, posted a pic of a headstand where she was in danger of injuring her neck, and the comments reflected that. Soon after that, she had a pinched nerve, making it “hurt to walk.” The bone on the bone was about no lubrication between joints and inflammation (something to that effect), which had nothing to do with how thin she was. The way this lady lies about everything is wild. WILDDDDD

  • VirgoSnarker@lemmy.ca
    20·
    2 months ago

    PMDD is back! Honestly shocked she didn’t include an affiliate link for the little cloud 🤣

      • Poofluencers@lemmy.caEnglish
        11·
        2 months ago

        Her sharing that comment like that person can’t have an opinion. She’s shared photos of a “gym bro” and made fun of them in the past. She has an ugly, ugly spirit.

        • Poofluencers@lemmy.caEnglish
          10·
          2 months ago

          And I’d add that her perfect edited, filled and treated face sends a very clear message to other woman about how one must look. That old saying - actions speak louder than words.

    • crownofgold6@lemmy.ca
      17·
      2 months ago

      PMDD got loud when she has yet another trip coming up? Probably gonna be a trip where there will be pictures of her.

      • Poofluencers@lemmy.caEnglish
        12·
        2 months ago

        So loud she was able to still get up, post on line, go out to a busy mall and get ready to travel for fun. She’s so full of shit. I know she was going to post for attention and sympathy when she posted this photo this am.

        This is her fake having a hard day but trying face.

  • crownofgold6@lemmy.ca
    19·
    2 months ago

    “Fam jam time” next story is them at the mall again after she was just there yesterday 🙄 wow yea great family time. Why not a nice walk on a city trail and some ice cream after? Or literally anything that isn’t shopping??

    Wonder where she’s jetting off to now? She legit does not spend more than 2 days at a time with L.

    ETA: love how she’s trying to look fresh faced here while still using a filter lol

  • AlwaysMissing0@lemmy.caEnglish
    16·
    2 months ago

    Imagine being so completely vapid and oblivious that you think that two people [who you have an obsessive parasocial relationship with because you shirk your responsibilities and are “chronically online”] who you perceive to have chemistry might potentially date is a significant moment in history. The world is on fire, and THIS is significant to you.

  • Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca
    16·
    2 months ago

    She has no talent. No niche except “body positivity” and that’s quickly fading. The trend is leaning towards fitness and thinness. Taking care of yourself is in. Body neutrality and loving your health is becoming bigger than just showing off your stretch marks. We all have them. Nobody cares anymore. People don’t need an influencer to tell them they are acceptable.

  • Poofluencers@lemmy.caEnglish
    15·
    2 months ago

    Who admires a woman whose whole personality is bragging about escaping and abandoning her life as much as possible? This is what we should choose?

    Also - these stupid glam photoshoots she does. Why? And this IS NOT the girth she posts either!

      • Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca
        15·
        2 months ago

        It’s so annoying. Stand on business and mean what you say. If i was yapping on Twitter about someone, you won’t catch me taking a picture with whom I’m talking about. Anything for internet clout I guess.

    • Poofluencers@lemmy.caEnglish
      13·
      2 months ago

      We see this all the time from so many influencers and how they align with others for clout and water down their message. How sad Sarah can’t even be brought into a conversation she’s just adored for her 2.5 mil fake followers but this woman who brings representation and thoughtful dialogue.

      How interesting she didn’t even mention or give any publicity to the event she was at. The site didn’t share any photos of her brave self on the stage!

    • crownofgold6@lemmy.ca
      11·
      2 months ago

      Love how the other women are dressed classy and then there’s Sarah’s with her tits nearly popping out 🙄

  • crownofgold6@lemmy.ca
    15·
    2 months ago

    Forget Mamma Mia, her new personality of loving Wicked has been unlocked just in time for the movie 🙄 I’m sure she’ll be sent some freebies now and I’m sure she’ll be sent a snow globe too.

  • gossipgirl13@lemmy.ca
    14·
    2 months ago

    Why not just put the poor girl in tap class instead of playing pretend. Such a shitty mother

    • crownofgold6@lemmy.ca
      14·
      2 months ago

      let L do anything that’s enriching and include social interactions with other children? Never!

      I don’t get why they won’t let that little girl do anything worthwhile for her life. It’s all going to NK’s, going to the mall and being filmed for content. She gets to do nothing worthwhile. No going to the library, play groups, gymnastics, ballet, tap dancing (like you said), anything that involves other kids, etc.

      • FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca
        12·
        2 months ago

        Bird doesn’t want her bringing home germs, she doesn’t want to end up sick and not be able to capitalize on all the free travel.

        • crownofgold6@lemmy.ca
          17·
          2 months ago

          It’s such an old excuse considering I’m the one she told that too when I questioned why L got taken out of preschool but Disneyland is okay 😂

          Glad she’s okay delaying her kids life so she can travel instead.

    • Bitchwhiskers@lemmy.ca
      4·
      2 months ago

      She’s just a shitty person. Fake, hypocritical, shallow, insecure, unhealed, perpetuating harmful ideology, lack of critical thinking, unoriginal, uninteresting, hypochondriac, idiot!

  • ByeByeTurdie@lemmy.ca
    14·
    2 months ago

    We got a lurker 👀 her on her phone was posted 3 days ago. And now from her IG stories she posted earlier today.

    Bird’s a liar !🤥

    • Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.caEnglish
      16·
      2 months ago

      It’s a taped show. Take your notes after she’s done speaking and be present. We all saw how “present” you were while watching a performance on the day of reconciliation… You suck Birdshit. It’s all about you and only you. Just like the way you stood front and center for announcements on a day that was FOR KIDS going to Disney for the FIRST TIME!
      You need a reality check. Go be a mother. You aren’t who you pretend to be. Gigs up

  • Poofluencers@lemmy.caEnglish
    12·
    2 months ago

    I have no idea what this fake ass woman is trying to say here but I sure hope no one takes any parent advice from this hobby mom (her words). I’m sure she stole this story line from someone else. I truly believe Sarah is not only harming her own family but others with her messaging, her lack of perspective and manipulation.

    • MoonChild@lemmy.caM
      12·
      2 months ago

      This isn’t a new take for her - I remember her being somewhere, maybe the Beyoncé concert, and one of the kids was sending her things they needed, she said something about how she’s always on the clock whether she’s there or not

    • crownofgold6@lemmy.ca
      11·
      2 months ago

      I wanted to post this too! I feel it’s a clap back at us snarkers who always question why she spends so much time away from her kids and especially L without any care. So now she has to be all woe is me with the same old story of “I never got to live this life before” 🙄

      • gossipgirl13@lemmy.ca
        6·
        2 months ago

        She’s definitely lurking … I feel like her speaking about wearing fitted clothes rather that baggy. Someone had said this on the snark while she was in France.

    • Poofluencers@lemmy.caEnglish
      8·
      2 months ago

      We posted at the same time 😂. Is it just me - her unfiltered face all overdone like this makes her look older and a little hard.

      • FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca
        10·
        2 months ago

        I have never seen someone’s face show up constantly looking different like her does. She is such a thirsty desperate Ho.

        • Poofluencers@lemmy.caEnglish
          11·
          2 months ago

          Ugh - sorry for the second post. When she gets all high and mighty I just get so disgusted. I think you were spot on about SI - she’s trying to get into the model, beauty space. She is nothing but a body…always on display.

          • BirdsaLiar @lemmy.ca
            13·
            2 months ago

            When all her kids refuse to be content, she’s got to rely on something. After all, she had no education or talent. I hate this attention whore.

            • crownofgold6@lemmy.ca
              12·
              2 months ago

              I was thinking the other day how non-existent B and J are on her Instagram now. J used to love coming on her Instagram now she’s non existent, even she’s over it. She’s always just posting about being with M now on the weekends even though she acted like M was off to a faraway land for university.

          • MoonChild@lemmy.caM
            12·
            2 months ago

            She says the pics are going to change her life! We’ll see if her dreams can come true without her friend buying her a spot on the runway. The sands have shifted again and it looks like the skinny aesthetic is coming back in fashion so she may be disappointed. She also may have forgotten she just might be too old!

            • FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca
              9·
              2 months ago

              I swear she is trying to get back to Paris to walk a runway. L’Oréal perhaps, just like Glamzilla and other influencers were doing right before the Caudalie trip. They all went to Disneyland Paris as well.

              • Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca
                10·
                2 months ago

                Glamzilla moved to the US and is doing brand trips constantly. She went to Hawaii with Kosas right after Paris. Laura Lee is Korea with Laneige. I think she is angling for more trips like that. The difference is they are actually talented makeup artists who put work into their content. Also… umm they are younger and childless. They can jet off (i mean she does too but still).

          • Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca
            10·
            2 months ago

            Holy shit. She looks like a real housewife who’s baked her skin with baby oil in the 80’s with too much plastic surgery later on in life. I would say she’s at least 45-50 looking at this pic.

    • crownofgold6@lemmy.ca
      8·
      2 months ago

      I’m soooooo confused by this. Who is this even for? She ditched her family to go do this? I bet her marriage is 100% on the rocks, she seems to hardly even interact with Shane anymore after shoving it down our throats a month or so ago. Now she’s off in NYC doing sexy photoshoots for no reason?

      And the fact it’s giving her real face and body yet she’s filtering herself the whole trip is just baffling. She’s so confusing and a mindfuck and I’m sick of it. Yet everyone is in her comments fawning over this.

  • FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca
    10·
    2 months ago

    Not another grifted facial! Where is all Birdshit’s NYC friends she was supposed to hang with? JAZZ Hands 👋

    • crownofgold6@lemmy.ca
      10·
      2 months ago

      She just wanted to sound like she has friends all over the world but there was no one as usual. She’ll just claim they were busy. Just like her made up story about her new Texas friends at Wicked claiming she’s their new niece 🙄

      • Poofluencers@lemmy.caEnglish
        12·
        2 months ago

        I don’t think anyone actually likes to be around her. Maybe Alice. The person she had dinner with is a Shine taken manager, so she’s also paid to be nice to her.