• TotalFat@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    I’ve recently learned that bears absolutely love cocaine. I’m sure that’s relevant here somehow.

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        6 hours ago

        They’re actually clear coats with hollow fur, which means they always have a way to consume said cocaine. They’ve basically evolved to be addicts.

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        11 hours ago

        I thought they had white coats because they take their methamphetamine production lab very seriously.

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          10 hours ago

          Pretty sure they are just rolling around in cocaine all day, hence why they are the most feared of the bears. Constantly off their head