It’s a very nice stool sample, OP. No matter what anyone says about the nomenclature.

Hail! Cone-bra Commander!

For me it’d have to be Ultima II, aka Time Bandits: The Videogame. Although back then, both had those cool cloth maps.

…said the mouse in the maze.

How about climbing over those walls, up the leg of the biggest scientist, enter through the eye socket, and hollow out that skull. That’s all the validation anyone needs. Yum!

2 Girls 1 Dreidel

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Miller Lite

“It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.”

- Southerners

I’d say absolutely buy it if you measure by the metric of how many hours you are likely to get out of your investment. It has improved immensely since launch. Many of the current complaints are valid, but none of them substantially diminished my own enjoyment of the game.

Beautiful place, but only six hours from Moscow. Americans love to complain about Mexico. Could be a lot worse.

If it’s typically sunny where you yoga, wear a mirror ball bodysuit. Anyone that stares will get an eye full of glorious sunbeams.

Alternatively, get a big, well-trained dog. The kind that will orbit you closely without a leash.

Dresden 45

The other day, I saw an article suggesting memory might exist throughout the body and not just in the brain. I suppose your shit might contain memories. You might even call it shit memory. And after you drop a deuce, you may lose some memories. Retention takes on a whole new meaning!

Could be a fondue party? Or a family photo shoot?

Pedo Wolverine

Shoulda made a left turn at Tatooine

Skipped leg day

There is or was a bar and restaurant in Pensacola FL that tricked people into going into the wrong restroom if you weren’t paying attention and/or drunk. It was funny and there was no panic or outrage.

It was good enough for the Kennedy’s

In certain circles, people asking for this are fishing for a doc willing to perform a lobotomy on a child