OoOOOooooOOOooo our debit machine doesn’t have a tip percentage feature

OoOOoooOOOoo you said goodbye to someone and both have to walk in the same direction still

OOOOoOOOOOOoooo they brought you the wrong order at a restaurant

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    OOOOoOOOOOOoooo running into literally anyone from high school

    OOOOoOOOOOOoooo being stuck in an unwanted conversation with a talkative stranger or distant relative

    OOOOoOOOOOOoooo getting invited to a pyramid scheme party by a close friend

    OOOOoOOOOOOoooo hearing an unexpected knock at the door

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      You accept your fate and start to eat it.

      A bit later, the waitress comes back with your fries, apologies for the mix-up (the potato was for the table next to you) and asks why you didn’t say something.

      The people at the table next to you can hear the entire conversation.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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    The running into the ex one isn’t as scary as running into your ex, whom you hate, because they were an absuvie, gaslighting cunt that you never want to see again. If I still loved them, I would probably want to see them.

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      “I just shit myself and have to go home and shower, then book an appointment for a car detailer. Never getting a burger at the chinese restaurant again.”

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    OoooooOOooooooOoooOoO I can see dead other people. They’re talking to me.