This badass mofo would be my pick
where’s stallman
Shout out to my man Laozi.
The only public assistance recipient that, by rhetoric, deserves to be called a welfare queen.
ew
that’s what her unrequited love interest was saying. og incel.
AACK! Phoo! FOOH! The batshit crystal meth tweaker witch! And I’m not saying that just because I’m a dyed-in-the-wool… what was it again…? entropist…? philanthropist…? extropianist…? entomologist…?
EDIT: Altruist!
Coming from feddit.org this is pretty dark
Lego cocaine?
Lincoln log weed?
K’nex heroin?
Add Dostoevsky and Camus
I didn’t choose to be Schopenhauer. The world made me like that.
I want to be 4
A philosophy degree
If I were Alexander The Great, I would want to be Diogenes of Synope as well
Schopenhauer? I dunno. Maybe Friedrich Hayek.