• TheOakTree@lemm.ee
      41·
      5 hours ago

      If OP said “Bitch, I blah blah blah” then it could be argued that it’s a figure of speech and not directed towards the waitress… but OP said “Fucking bitch” with no comma, so it’s clearly directed at her.

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
      10·
      5 hours ago

      His crippling meatball addiction. She can never know he fell off the wagon. I’ve seen it before. You think it’s a safety food, the easy pick off the menu. Then you hear something messing with the trash cans late one night, go out to check, and there’s your neighbor, in their underwear, six cans deep into a Chef Boyardee overload.

  • Blackmist@feddit.ukEnglish
    11·
    7 hours ago

    I can’t even fathom being able to eat that much in one sitting.

    A large pizza is like two evening’s food for me. I can’t even manage half of one of the big Costco ones. Two slices and I’m done.

    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
      2·
      34 minutes ago

      As an above average American, I can. I have eaten an entire pizza and then gone back for seconds multiple times. You’re supposed to not feel hungry after you eat, but I lack that crucial sense.

      I don’t do that anymore, but that’s only because I remind myself that it’s not normal to finish an entire large pizza in one sitting and I’m weird if I do it

    • meowMix2525@lemm.ee
      5·
      3 hours ago

      Your stomach stretches out after a long enough time of eating like this and you have to eat even more to feel full. Pair that with the availability of highly caloric foods designed to make you crave them and it’s a recipe for disaster.

      Watch some “my 600lb life” and it starts to make sense. It’s a slow boil, to be sure, but I think it can happen to anyone that isn’t paying attention, who uses food and that feeling of fullness to cope with whatever negative feelings they have. I like Sean of steel (former 600lber), he gives some really good context in his react vids on youtube.

    • 0ops@lemm.ee
      1·
      4 minutes ago

      “Do these pants make my butt look fat?” “No dude, your butt makes your butt look fat”

  • rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com
    171·
    9 hours ago

    Speaking as someone who used to travel for work (different place every day, sometimes multiple), eating in your car is super depressing and uncomfortable. Why not go home and eat it?

    • Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works
      4·
      7 hours ago

      When I used to go onsite, for me home was an hour to an hour and half each way, and most of my coworkers had a 45 mins drive home in traffic. I suspect that’s why most do it. It’s your only chance for solitude.

      • rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com
        3·
        7 hours ago

        No, I mean that this person is clearly not at work and free to go wherever to eat their pizza. I know eating in a car is uncomfortable so I’m just scratching my head at why the 4chan OP would want to eat a whole pizza in there.

        • Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works
          4·
          7 hours ago

          Ahh yeah I see what you mean. Good point, I also find it uncomfortable, but its at the cost of letting your food cool off

    • Comment105@lemm.ee
      13·
      10 hours ago

      It might not have been particularly malicious, but your interpretation is a bit of a stretch. Besides, this never happened.

      Something similar might have happened a few times, but never to original OP.