I swear these guys sit down every morning and make a list of all the messed up shit they’ve done, then issue a press release saying the dems did all that stuff.
The dems really need to stop wearing so much orange makeup and shitting in their diapers.
And giving Trump gonorrhea. Allegedly.
“I don’t know who to believe, they’re exact doubles!”
-undecided voters
Standard red defense. Protecting your lies/crimes to blue…
He and Trump spread “lies” not “rumors”. The word " rumors " implies that there was some truth to it, and there was none.
… at least somebody believes there was truth to it.
This is where we have to remind everybody that Vance admitted lying about this.
Propaganda
Weird.
How’s this for inflammatory rhetoric, JD? Fuck you. Sincerely, an Ohioan.
I hope your state shows Republicans just how much you love it when Republicans throw the state under the bus to fuel their political ambitions.
Oh I have next to zero hope that it will.
Honestly, that’s relatively tame.
You can do better.
I’m worried about The Onion. Trump and Vance are going to put them out of business since the headlines write themselves with these two knuckleheads
At least once a day i scroll up to see if I’m reading an onion post.
This was that post today
We said that during the Bush years too. Turns out they can still find something funny.
Those were great Onion years
They just need to get ahead of the curve.
Take random ass rumors from social and claim they are spreading it.
Not like the pet eating but really crazy conspiracy shit.
Or make them apologize for thier lies and project them JUST as they start spouting lies.
Edit:
Perfect!! Just make Trump solve the drought in cali by turning the faucet!. Either AI or Photoshop that shit like wheel of fortune!
You’re hired!
“Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own rhetoric”
and trump voters lap it up like hogs at the trough
How did we end up in the Onion Timeline?
What a craven, gaslighting piece of shit.
The only thing he hasn’t lied about is fucking those thick beautiful couches to completion.
“… tell the American people that one candidate (Trump) is a fascist and if he’s elected it will be the end of American democracy.” -quote from JD Vance
And Trump is out here doing a fascist coup with fascist thugs, saying he’s going to be a dictator on day one, saying after this election “you won’t need to vote anymore”. Then there’s that whole Project 2025 thing. Uhhhh….
Elon muck is wondering (out loud to millions of brain dead followers) why nobody is trying to assinate Vance
Holy shit, a talking hamster :O
Let me help:
“Republicans are murdering immigrants in their sleep and firebombing their churches. Get them before they get you!”
“I’m just joking, bro.” <- Apparently sufficient to avoid prosecution.
