It’s been like 15 years of me saying at first, parallels with Idiocracy, but the last 10 or so: “you know how the beginning of every dystopian end times film begins with the news montage about natural disasters, rising populism, income inequality, and whatnot? Have you read any headlines?”

Because it’s the 2024 “but her emails”

Dad bod though?

I’m on a group text with your exec colleagues. Disheartening would be an understatement.

It’s been a decade. Do we have any fucking national security? What the fuck?

Lists, camps, public execution, rival assassinations, and firing squads, haven’t even started.

Yes, we know. What are you changing about that in the next few weeks?

Brother, I don’t know how your day is going. I don’t know how you feel about your past self. I do know that this comment of yours made me tear up. It’s easy for me to vote blue. It was harder for you to decide, and I appreciate your effort. Thank you for being my neighbor.

My dad bod. I used to wear short shorts and didn’t care if my shirt rode up

I mean… I voted for her… I tried to convince others. I’m cognisant of the media, Russia, the DNC…

She also kinda forgot to campaign the rust belt and took for granted the folks on main St that didn’t bounce back with wall st, yet “took a risk on a black guy” and got burned by “intellectual corporate Democrats”

She never set foot in states she didn’t have to lose and it felt like Michael Moore was the only watching in real time with me.

https://genius.com/14874861

A puppet

I’m cold and sad. This is bullshit.

Also, I live near the research hospital. Our neighborhood is freezing and foggy, and the med students don’t bundle up. I think this data is biased bc the only warm people are at home all the time, hence statistically high per capita depression. /s

If not for your sub thread, I wouldn’t have caught the joke, so thx 🙏

To be fair, skynet wiped us out via software way before a Terminator was manufactured, right?

You didn’t pave these roads!