No joke, there was a plan in the US to import hippos to the Mississippi watershed as farm animals to create an industry for “Lake Cow Bacon.”
It would have been an ecological disaster on a scale never before witnessed in human history, but goddamn would it be hilarious to live in a world where everyone knows Americans as the stone cold motherfuckers that domesticated the goddamned aquatic murder tanks just because they take their bacon culture that seriously.
Have we tried eating hippos? They seem like something that could be similar to pigs…😅
Hybrid ocean angry pig
No joke, there was a plan in the US to import hippos to the Mississippi watershed as farm animals to create an industry for “Lake Cow Bacon.”
It would have been an ecological disaster on a scale never before witnessed in human history, but goddamn would it be hilarious to live in a world where everyone knows Americans as the stone cold motherfuckers that domesticated the goddamned aquatic murder tanks just because they take their bacon culture that seriously.