I don’t know which of you degenerates need to hear this, but: DO NOT FUCK THE PINEAPPLE!
I’m afraid to ask, but you seem experienced, so here goes: why not?
Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…
Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick
Good point.
Pineapple has enzyme that eat flesh
No coconut? Coward
hes not fucking nuts
I do miss regularly getting anarchostripperism’s posts in my feed while scrolling reddit in public
And? What were the results?? This man has done science for us, what were the results?!?!?
He put vodka in them. It tasted like fruity vodka.
Vodka… Right… “Vodka”
Look, we can joke about fruit fucking, because it’s hilarious, but let’s not pretend we don’t know a barely functional alcoholic when we see their sleeves.
I wish she’d post on lemmy 196, this was a fun running gag :3