Cherub factory
Utterly disgusting.
It’s “he and I”.
With the same reasoning, it could be argued that she was toxic, or both God and she.
Wow how did you summon those people? Were they always here on Lemmy lol?
I love how this comment section goes from the top comments at over 200 upvotes to -50 downvotes in less than 10 comments (at the time of writing this). And then looking at the scrollbar not even being halfway down the page, which is a weird reaction of “man, so many idiots here, but also nice seeing them all getting downvoted into oblivion”.
This is dark but funny, while it also sadly shows how many people here are brainwashed fucktards.
Recent Redditor influx?
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Lemmy surprised me with this comment section. I would not have guessed the amount of religious chestnuts is so high on here
This was the top comment for me, and I thought it wasn’t going to be too bad.
Wow there are some hot takes down there.
It’s not that there’s a lot, it’s that the topic makes the few here open their mouth. Your the top comment right now. The post is upvoted. The community isn’t them.
Every wave of redditor carves out more space for it.
Endless September
Smells like summer in here
Dark, but funny.
Holy shit this dark humor got me good
Humor is sometimes the only remaining coping mechanism. Reminds me of a post I saw a few days ago of someone saying they won therapy when the therapist needed a pause to take in their horrific story of a life.
that’s like 90% of therapy clients though
sometimes you just gotta pause and consider what it’s like to live like that
That therapist’s therapist had better brace themself.
This was the first thing I read after waking up on an otherwise beautiful Sunday morning. Thank you for encouraging me to follow my therapist’s advice to have a nice, peaceful routine before I check my phone lol.
“otherwise beautiful” just let girls have fun you fascist.
Can you remind me what fascist means? Because I’m starting to forget with how many times I read it used in a meaningless manner.
Funny, everyone who says that tends to be a Nazi. It’s like y’all all think your having the smartest take about the overuse of words when in reality you are saying you get called a fascist a lot.
Voted left, will happily lynch any nazi I see. Thank you for making up an entire story about me in your head. Maybe I just don’t find it productive to attack anyone that displays anything slightly outside of your world view as if they’re the devil. It doesn’t have to be binary, take it down from 100 fuckin percent dude.
And wanting to control womens bodies ain’t 100% to you? You see the topic as inconsequential to the rest of your beliefs? You wanna come in here talking shit about women making an abortion joke and get pissy when called on it.
I ain’t here to debate a fascist on why your fascist. I’m here to point out that you are being a fucking fascist.
God must’ve forgotten a baby holodeck on Earth back when she made it
This is something special
Mind explaining this?
She keeps getting pregnant and having abortions.
I thought it’s a joke, she is not really sending anything back to God just as God is not really sending her anything
Or miscarrying :(
That wouldn’t be her “sending it back”
To those who are having the miscarriage, it definitely can seem like it is.
It easily could. Religious funerals often say stuff like “were giving them back to you.”
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Except if she means that her body is sending them back. Then the post makes a lot more sense, her blaming god for miscarriages.
But the post says she sends them to god, not god sending and taking back so she clearly doesn’t blame god for miscarriage
If your body does something, then you do something.
Yes, if my body miscarries, I send the baby back to god. If I blame god for that, I wouldn’t phrase it that way.
Or a Texas school teacher…
She keeps getting a Texas school teacher and having abortions?
She’s a teacher in Texas and her students keep getting shot
Extended explanation: I suspect the “back and forth” is likely a reference to the “poop back and forth” scene in Miranda July’s 2005 film Me and You and Everyone We Know.
I remember watching that movie when it came out, that line is burned into my brain forever.
