US Gov: Israel, We most definitely do not condone a bombing of these exact sites, here, here and… yeah here and here too, which may or may not contain nuclear weapons. Definitely do not use this cartoonishly large crate of missiles to do that. Also, let us know when you’ve not done that, we might have followup questions and info on other sites you definitely shouldn’t bomb.

It really is saying something that it’s waaay worse now.

exactly.

Software that never gets updated isn’t a good thing. Even the Voyager probes still get software updates.

A Tesla always updates over the air (I suppose unless that’s the part that’s broken). It’s arguably the most important safety feature on a car mostly defined by its software. I have a ten year old chevy that needs a software update, but like you said I’ll need to make an appointment to have someone else download it and manually install that software for me, which sounds super archaic and dumb when it’s spelled out like that.

It took me a year but I broke my team of this habit. The trick was to remind them that the parking lot shouldn’t be scheduled. The whole point is that you continue conversations organically so that it’s more like the beginning of a working session instead of the end of a meeting.

Someone needs to get Hank Azaria to play Rudy Giuliani in a biopic.

I’m commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite comment on the Lemmy verse.

I can’t understand how this gets built without someone asking why they shouldn’t just make a full auto belt fed shotgun turret instead.

They should name the dogs “Terror Nexus”

Really has a strong “testing in production” vibe

My heart is black and shriveled. It no longer has the capacity for hope, but I want to live in a world where Allred defeats that shit stain so bad.

Magical Sphincter Mistoffeles.

IDK if you’re familiar with the Anime, but in this scene the 5 year old green hair kid is pointing at his favorite super hero and crying because he just got the news he’ll never have a super power.

If he has kids or grandkids, chances are they already hate him.

I am a secret third thing.

Exactly, yes! The LHC is so much more (larger isn’t the right word, maybe massive?). If it was on the surface instead of being buried, and the earth was perfectly spherical, you wouldn’t be able to see it standing in the middle of it, because the ring would be on the other side of the horizon all around you.

Ah, I thought she had just turned 34. In any case, yeah, the ship has sailed.

You can still buy a flight out of Lebanon, which seems to be what the messages are getting across.

If you’re in Israel, it seems commercial flights are hard to come by, and the US will help you charter a ride home.

If you’re in Lebanon, there’s still commercial flights available and you should GTFO ASAP.

You’ll have to wait at least a year (or four for the next election). She’s legally too young to run for president as she’s only 34.