Oil companies: “It’S nOt Us! If YoU dIdN’t BuY tHe OiL tHeN wE WoUlDnT sElL iT!”

(Politician introduces bill to cut emissions and reduce oil usage)

Oil Companies: “REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Not like that!! Quick, fund Republicans and anti-climate change “science” we can’t have them switching to anything else!!”

It’s not me? Ah good, so I don’t have to quit being Shell’s CEO :)

Alright, let’s see their shareholders.

Total hiding somewhere

it was actually me… I used a plastic straw the other day… I’m sorry guys

The dutch! Why am I not surprised it’s those two faced, bicycle-peddaling, oil mongerers. To war!

How are they measuring the emissions? Where does this data come from?

Who buys Shell products?

You’d have to look at historical emissions to get a really clear picture.

Spoiler alert: if you drive a car and buy gas from one of these companies…

Is this actual operational emissions or just how much oil they sell?

Saudi Aramco is publicly owned. The money is spent on infrastructure and welfare for Saudis. It is not like the other private companies.

You’re eating up Saudi propoganda.

Looks like all employees of Shell need to go to jail.

I don’t think anything positive would be accomplished by taking all of the companies’ money and arresting their executives. Arresting the executives won’t do anything because they would just hire new executives. If you bankrupt the companies, other companies will emerge to take their place, so long as there is a demand for the product.