We live in the Shit Timeline™ that is not something that would ever happen.

What would happen is both Biden and Kamala somehow get into an accident with Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Katie Porter, and AOC, causing them all to die. Trump will continue to be the president as a head in a jar in 2175.

Yup, and he famously flipped a table and grabbed a whip when he saw a group of sickly beggars.

We ONLY made 10 BILLION in profit!?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JOHNSON!? We made 10 last year! This year is supposed to be 12 billion!

YOU’RE ALL FIRED!

The inner workings of a Totally Sane Business Economy™

He’s either really positive or having a very bad time at the aquarium and is trying to force himself to be happy about something lol

I do what I call “the Moron Macarena” just before I close the door. I pat each pocket and cross my arms patting the pockets again just to look extra stupid when I do it lol

It wouldn’t matter at all because “Bill Clinton did it too!!”

I don’t believe it’s a conspiracy though that guards were switched out and the cameras went out at the time he “killed himself” and this was during the time that Bill Barr the walrus himself was the AG of the US.

At least I hope that’s not fake, I’m fairly sure that’s what I read at the time.

Toasting! Doesn’t even have to be browned, doesn’t even have to go long enough to get firm, but a little warming up makes bread even better! :D

Imagine being so concerned about bacteria outside that you punch holes in the “packaging” lol

Ah yes the well known infallible AI responses like future flooding prediction:

"As to the question of flooding, according to data gathered we would place the chance of flooding at 99.99% in the area of Mons Agnes "

Man even you’re missing the bright side.

At least an insanely tiny group of people got absurdly wealthy! Who cares the world is going to complete shit, Nvidia stock!! Nvidia stock!! It’s all that matters!

Right wingers: YoU cAnT EvEn DeScRiBe FaScIsM. FaScIsM iS jUsT wHaTeVeR yOu DoNt LiKe!

Very very well said.

Why would they stop? They’ve just secured control of the scrotus for the next few decades, they might as well solidify all power into that position since it can’t change every 4 years.

:(

No no no, it’s my rights stop at the end of my fist and the start of your face! (Unless they’re my kids)

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The Republicans knew exactly how to defang her. They kept going on and on about “mean Hillary” so the fucking fresh poli sci college grads decided hey let’s make her more likeable and friendly! Of course that played directly into their plan to make her seem weak.

I think it’s that more people that shouldn’t have been born are born into positions that force them to accept absolutely horrible working conditions and depress wages by their accepting anything.

That an some of the ultra wealthy are extremely religious.

Not in the slightest.

They and the federalist society are the ones pushing the absolutely disgusting changes the Republican party is trying to make. They give the “short list” of judges for Republicans presidents to choose from. They are fully responsible for the shit we’re about to go through now that their project is almost complete.

You know if there were ever a group of people that deserved to fully understand what it means to be firebombed it’s the fucking heritage foundation.

The federalist society is right there with them.

Just remember guys, the supreme court isn’t corrupted by billionaires they just happen to only want to do things that benefit the ultra wealthy. The gifts from mega rich people to Thomas mean nothing.

ItS jUsT a cOiNcIdEnCe…

Rep Doggett (D) Texas is on MSNBC right now calling for Biden to withdraw. Jesus Fucking Christ, we’re sinking the boat ourselves.

There’s a joke about Democrats. We form circular firing squads.

If Republicans were Batman they’d ally with the people who killed his parents if it meant getting what they want.