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    1 month ago

    My butthole is very different from my face and I hope that is true for everyone else as well

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        1 month ago

        Different enough that I’m fine with thoroughly wiping my ass. That’s hardly “having shit smeared all around”. I’m regularly under the shower and that’s good enough for me.

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        1 month ago

        By butthole is nowhere near my taste buds and designed to pump out fecal matter. Other than my lips. Bidets are cool but I if there isn’t one that’s not a problem.