WoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoFuck it. Let's dig out the interstates, highways, and suburban streets large and small, and turn them all into canals.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down17
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareFuck it. Let's dig out the interstates, highways, and suburban streets large and small, and turn them all into canals.plus-squareWoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square13fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 days agoLets carpet the entire US in peanut shellsmessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down16
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareLets carpet the entire US in peanut shellsCRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square4fedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 4 days agoGive them everything that they want.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down15
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareGive them everything that they want.plus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square4fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 days agoLets give corporations the right to hire private armies to fight their competition to the death, drink the blood of their enemies and livestream it all to the masses.message-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down110
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareLets give corporations the right to hire private armies to fight their competition to the death, drink the blood of their enemies and livestream it all to the masses.CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square9fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 days agoLets upvote only the worst posts and call it the eemmel eels rule.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down17
arrow-up1-5arrow-down1message-squareLets upvote only the worst posts and call it the eemmel eels rule.CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square3fedilink
BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world · edit-23 days ago[USA] Maybe, just this once, the Electoral College could be a good thingplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down18
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-square[USA] Maybe, just this once, the Electoral College could be a good thingplus-squareBrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agomessage-square9fedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 16 days agoBuild some houses on the moonplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down11
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareBuild some houses on the moonplus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 16 days agomessage-square4fedilink
DaddysLittleSlut@lemmy.world · 23 days agoTame a shark like a horse....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareTame a shark like a horse....plus-squareDaddysLittleSlut@lemmy.world · 23 days agomessage-square1fedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 24 days agoA tv show about menal illness, or the paranormal. Depending on your perspective.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down14
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareA tv show about menal illness, or the paranormal. Depending on your perspective.plus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 24 days agomessage-square6fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agoHow about we make a law saying that employers have to pay job applicants a minimum of an hour's wage just for the time it takes to apply and get an interview?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down15
arrow-up120arrow-down1message-squareHow about we make a law saying that employers have to pay job applicants a minimum of an hour's wage just for the time it takes to apply and get an interview?plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agomessage-square15fedilink
WoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoLet's make elections truly interesting. Let's make voting a competitive event. Specifically, let's count and publish live the results of early, absentee, and election day votes as they come in!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down18
arrow-up1-4arrow-down1message-squareLet's make elections truly interesting. Let's make voting a competitive event. Specifically, let's count and publish live the results of early, absentee, and election day votes as they come in!plus-squareWoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square7fedilink
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comEnglish · 1 month agoI want a robot horse that i can ride even if high it can get me there, and when not using it i want it to hang out in the back yard and trim the lawn and shrubs and make friends with the squirrelsmessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down11
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareI want a robot horse that i can ride even if high it can get me there, and when not using it i want it to hang out in the back yard and trim the lawn and shrubs and make friends with the squirrelsTheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square7fedilink
Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee · 2 months agoThe US should adopt a new constitution that is better able to accommodate the scope of the country it's become since it's founding.plus-squaredocs.google.comexternal-linkmessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down111
arrow-up12arrow-down1external-linkThe US should adopt a new constitution that is better able to accommodate the scope of the country it's become since it's founding.plus-squaredocs.google.comÐ Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee · 2 months agomessage-square6fedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 months agoBurger King should release a new line of roasted peanuts to compete with Planters, and advertise them on Pornhub.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down110
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareBurger King should release a new line of roasted peanuts to compete with Planters, and advertise them on Pornhub.plus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square6fedilink
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 2 months agoBecome US President. Procede to start a four year career of petty theft and break ins at homes within the limits of the District of Columbia.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down12
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareBecome US President. Procede to start a four year career of petty theft and break ins at homes within the limits of the District of Columbia.plus-squareWoodScientist@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square3fedilink
WoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoJames Earl Jones has died. For his funeral, let's stuff him in a Vader suit and give him an epic funeral pyre.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down111
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareJames Earl Jones has died. For his funeral, let's stuff him in a Vader suit and give him an epic funeral pyre.WoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 2 months agoLet's direct half of the National Science Foundation budget to hire a bunch of priests, mystics, nuns, and holy men to spend all day praying for divine inspiration for our various research efforts.plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down110
arrow-up113arrow-down1imageLet's direct half of the National Science Foundation budget to hire a bunch of priests, mystics, nuns, and holy men to spend all day praying for divine inspiration for our various research efforts.plus-squarelemmy.worldWoodScientist@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square8fedilink
WoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoRun for president on the sole platform of deliberately starting a completely unprovoked global thermonuclear war.plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down17
arrow-up121arrow-down1imageRun for president on the sole platform of deliberately starting a completely unprovoked global thermonuclear war.plus-squarelemmy.worldWoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square6fedilink
WoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoBuy a Zamboni. Wait for a severe winter storm. While the city plows are trying to melt the ice, go out there and start thickening and polishing the ice all the way down the highway.plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1125arrow-down16
arrow-up1119arrow-down1imageBuy a Zamboni. Wait for a severe winter storm. While the city plows are trying to melt the ice, go out there and start thickening and polishing the ice all the way down the highway.plus-squarelemmy.worldWoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square9fedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 months agoLegally change your name to "Smoking". One word name, like Madonna or Cher. Then become a serial killer. Now get away with any murders on lung cancer victims, because "smoking will kill you!".message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down18
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareLegally change your name to "Smoking". One word name, like Madonna or Cher. Then become a serial killer. Now get away with any murders on lung cancer victims, because "smoking will kill you!".Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square2fedilink
