BTW it’s Constantinople, not Istanbul.

Yes. This is definitely also part of my disdain for them.

Nut gayez less kisning.

Can someone translate back to non-fuckwit human please?

Doesn’t fit the sub. More like minor vandalism thing yes?

TIL the African National Congress makes audio equipment.

I’d kinda Iove it if they were. If there was remote island in South Asia where the BIG ones lived.

Yeah yeah wise ass. I meant like 6.096 metres.

Imagine if those little fuckers were like 20 feet long.

If there is a ‘god’ then they are a fucking asshole.

Keep up the good work.

I’ve been looking for several minutes and after the initial badness, it did not get worse.

False advertising. I want my time back.

Samsung has been leading the charge towards enshittification for many years.

All the cool kids hanging on the street corners play saxophones.

Not being a fucking ADHD retard. … and I still haven’t learned it properly.

I’m not a troll, thanks. I merely have a very dim view of adults watching this stuff because it turns out that 90% are obese incel neck beards who turn violent.

Fucking magnets.

Typical anime fan.

Could I please choose one elephant-sized goose?

I think you need to go back to humour writing class.