Threads where people find out they’re allergic to something or colorblind are my favorite. I’m always amazed that people can live their whole lives just accepting something because they don’t know any different and haven’t talked to anyone about it.

Seeing someone go “wait, strawberries aren’t spicy??” or “you guys are joking right? those images look the same!” always makes my day.

Yeah, but shit is persistent! I lost my voice entirely for two days.

Nice try, Arrowhead

Biden had a bad debate: faces calls to withdraw from the race.

Trump convicted of 34 felonies: record fund raising.

Glad Sync has the ability to tag users

I propose Biden start having the military shoot those that oppose the amendment and see how long it takes to get it passed.

I got Strep last week for the first time in my life. The doctor was surprised. Apparently most people stop getting Strep once they’re in middle school.

I am confident that is not correct, but every time I zoom in to test it, my brain explodes and I can’t tell.

Not sure. Sounds like unsalted based on what you said.

Well color me impressed.

That’s so weird. You can stare at a pixel and go “yep that’s red”. Zoom in, still red. Zoom more, BOOM IT’S BLACK!

LMAO I don’t know how I’ve never seen that before, but I’m dying over here!

One of my wife’s friends got persistently sick last year. She just could not get better. Sometimes she’d be fine for a week or two, but then she’d get sick again. Eventually it came down to her needing to document everything she did each day - and they discovered she was getting sick from warm butter.

Turns out her mom had come over at some point and saw that she refrigerated butter and said “you don’t need to do that, it’s so much easier to use when warm and it doesn’t go bad.” Yeah, that’s the case if you eat a stick of butter in a few short days. But you can’t leave it out for more than that or it starts getting filled with all sorts of germs.

With fire.

and 5% sports

I am a Broncos fan, so we’re sitting at a solid 100% bad news.

I don’t even know if it’s a specific type of humor. Literally the top few posts are just tweets but black people, but not related to race at all. A few examples:

NAAAAAIIIILLL GUN!

So I’ve seen lots of commentary about this ruling, but I kind of assumed that the panic was overblown. After all, the ruling said presidents were only immune for “official acts” but could still be held accountable for “unofficial acts”, right? Well fuck, turns out I was wrong.

“In dividing official from unofficial conduct, courts may not inquire into the president’s motives,” [Chief Justice] Roberts writes. “Such an inquiry would risk exposing even the most obvious instances of official conduct to judicial examination on the mere allegation of improper purpose, thereby intruding on the Article II interests that immunity seeks to protest.”

They’re literally saying that there is no way to determine what is an official act and what is not. So Biden could order someone to go shoot Trump, and we couldn’t even inquire into if he was acting in an official capacity or not.

Fuck wasps.

Do people actually form any sort of relationships in Twitch chat? For a decent size streamer, chat moves so fast that I can’t imagine anyone ever recognizing anyone.

Maybe for a super small streamer.