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Because his husband has tiny hands.

So it’s just water all the way down? Then why are all these geologist types talking about some mythical “crust” and “mantle” nonsense? You should probably talk some sense into them.

The little bottles on the right hand side are the cartridges the gun dispenses from. Red tipped cartridge holds ketchup and the yellow one mustard. The gun in the pic is currently loaded with a yellow tipped cartridge (seen sticking out of the muzzle) and is therefore correctly dispensing mustard.

The gun just happens to be colored red. You want a yellow gun, go make one yourself.

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None can read. What I’ve written.

Fake: micro$haft would never kill my kids when they could monetize them instead

So the lambs that voted for the wolf are mad that the wolf is going to continue doing what wolves usually do. Got it.

Chill out, Nat, it only comes if you call it. Add to that, it’d be pretty dope to have it deliver drinks and snacks while you’re couchlocked.

Get your shit together, Nat.

It gets ‘em in the right ballpark, at least, and away from confidently saying “Wore-sess-tur-shah-yer”, so I’m good with it.

Buffer me harder, daddy

Anon is so dense that he will surpass the Poincaré recurrence time of the Universe, and will exist forever. This also means that for every iteration of the current universe he passes through, another iteration of anon will be produced, such that there will eventually be enough idiot anons to form its own entire universe.

Anon is infinitely and eternally stupid.

Sorry, ladies, but you were outvoted by the conservatives by a large margin. You could try confronting them, but it’s far too late now.

You casts your vote, you takes your choice. And you takes the consequences of your utterly braindead choice.

I can’t figure out how the fuck any Muslim even barely knowledgeable of trump doesn’t know that as a republican, his whole platform is built on the backs of Israel-worshipping US Christians. They, like many other groups, may as well be lambs voting for the wolf.

There goes anon again, keeping the “idiot” in “idiot”. I’m torn between telling him to stop headbutting running buzz saws… and urging him to practice more.

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Did you base the saucer shape on pop culture depictions of aliens, or was that stuff based on your ships? Does the rotational symmetry help with … hey, where are you going?

Sure, do it for your mental health, but it won’t do anything else now. That ship has sailed, been torpedoed, and is now chilling at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

Woo-stah-sure.

Brzhen chish chick evich.

Now you can eat a full plate of spaghetti without even using a plate. Might get a little messy, be warned.

My guess is that normal people, such as the ones least likely to be on Lemmy, don’t do anything when an ad plays. They’re accustomed to seeing them, and aren’t likely to be inclined to stop them, as quite a few on here would. There are always outliers, though.