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Fertility Doctor #&_$ her right in the @#$–#
Don’t eat suppository this time
Stick it in her pooper!
Paracetamol
“Take as needed until symptoms improve”
He who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.
He who stands on toilet gets high on pot.
One who runs behind car gets exhausted.
You skipped that apple again.
Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.
Fell on it.
No you didn’t.
One in a million chance!
It’s either lupus or sarkoidosis
Even Kermit’s fingers smell like Miss Piggy twice a day.
“Don’t believe everything you read”
None can read. What I’ve written.
Humminum humminum nmimminim.
Minnumm minnumm ptkwumminniT
Crash test dummies?
You summoned some shit with that last word
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
