Ding dong Donny’s dead

It may be time to fly to DC and sit in front of Congress for 90 days. We need an American Euromaidan!

I will not buy a razr then

Piper nooooo

Avelo “Fascism” Airlines

Cornell will look back on this with embarrassment someday.

Non-weekend protests are hard to attend

Automate this

Sounds real presidential.

This guy has destroyed entire government agencies and ruined thousands of people’s lives. Fuck Elon Musk forever.

Ban meta from the EU

Fire Elon

Dude lost a hundred billion. Boohoo. He hasn’t lost enough yet.

How many tax dollars were spent on eggs?

JD Vance killed the pope

Legit lol’d. Too real.

Same thing

No, I had it for awhile, but dropped it around 2017 when the Cambridge Analytica shit dropped and it became apparent why my feed was flooded with crazy polarizing political propaganda that was making people from totally unrelated areas of my life fight each other online. Nothing like seeing a former coworker arguing with your 15 year old cousin over some QAnon conspiracy theory on some post.

What kind of Supreme Court justice doesn’t believe in due process?

70 in the winter. And, and we don’t have AC because most days are cool enough in the summer.