IndustryStandard@lemmy.worldBanned to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days agoReturning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfalltheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1364arrow-down16
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minus-squareRedWeasel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·edit-210 days agoNo, that wouldn’t be how it would happen, he’d be hit by Israel’s as he’d want to visit home first.
minus-squarecoyootje@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·10 days agoAnd they would then say that he was a terrorist in hiding and that they had every right to shoot him down.
minus-squareRedWeasel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·10 days agoIsn’t that why they executed him the first time?
minus-squareRealFknNito@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·10 days agoNothing would make me laugh harder than Jesus Christ being Iron Domed
minus-squareMolecularCactus1324@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·10 days agoSame thing
No, that wouldn’t be how it would happen, he’d be hit by Israel’s as he’d want to visit home first.
And they would then say that he was a terrorist in hiding and that they had every right to shoot him down.
Isn’t that why they executed him the first time?
Nothing would make me laugh harder than Jesus Christ being Iron Domed
Same thing